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| THIS BUD'S FOR YOU: | |||||||||||||
| COMATOSE | |||||||||||||
| WHOEVER INVENTED THE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL-WOW! THIS THING IS LIKE AMAZING LIKE I USED IT TO COOK GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICHES, LIKE IT WAS THE BEST GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH I EVER HAD. IT LIKE COOKS FOOD REALLY FAST, FASTER THAN THE DAMN MICROWAVE AND IT DOESN'T TASTE CRAPPY LIKE THE DAMN MICROWAVE. LIKE THIS THING IS THE BOMB AND YOU SHOULD LIKE BUY ONE IF YOU LIKE DON'T HAVE ONE LIKE FOR REAL. | |||||||||||||
| FAT CHICKS WHO WEAR BELLY SHIRTS-I LOVE THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE SEXY, WELL I ACTUALLY LOVE THAT YOU GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH YOUR BELLY HANGING OUT OVER YOUR PANTS AND OUT OF YOUR SHIRT. IF THIS BUD WASN'T FOR YOU, I DON'T THINK YOU'D EVER GET GUYS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU SOBER. | |||||||||||||
| MEXICANOS AND AUTOMOBILES-IT'S A GREAT THING TO SEE EIGHT MEXICANS IN THE BACK OF A PICK-UP TRUCK AND NINE INSIDE THE SINGLE CAB. IT'S ALSO A GREAT THING TO SEE GONZALES ON THE BACK WINDSHIELD OF THE TRUCK. RAISE YOUR BEER OR IN THEIR CASE UMACHACHEE LOLAUSE UN CERVEZA. | |||||||||||||
| IMMIGRANT SPEAKERS-I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HALF THE STUFF YOU SAY, WHICH MAKES IT EASIER TO TONE YOU OUT OF MY HEAD. | |||||||||||||
| OLD PEOPLE WITH COOL ASS CARS-YOU'RE GOING TO DIE LIKE TOMORROW. BUT YOU DON'T CARE, YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON A CAR THAT I ONLY DREAM ABOUT SEEING. YOUR CONVERTIBLE TOP DOWN, WIND BLOWING ON YOUR BALD HEAD, AND ALL I CAN DO IS WISH YOU WOULD DIE, OH THIS ONE'S TO YOU. | |||||||||||||