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| Shallow Thoughts. |
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| "It's all comming back to me now" said the blind man as he peed into the wind. |
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| Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet mesurable distance away from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago, the moon was orbiting the earth of a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of dinosaurs. The tallest ones, any way. |
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| As a little boy climbed onto santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute the gasped, "Didn't you get my email?" |
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In the 60's people used to take acid to make the world wierd. Now days the world is wierd and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Rehab is for quitters.
Her best friend once sent her a post card with a picture of Earth from space on it, on the back it said: "Wish you were here." ^_^ woa bunny I found that really funny, "wish you were here",haha...ok I'll shut up now... |
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Much can be acheived with a smile, admittedly much more can be acheived with a smile and a big stick.
Love is like fire, whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help.
I'm going crazy. Want to come along?
What this country needs is someone who knows what this country needs.
Artificial Inteligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Freedom of speach is wonderful, its right up there with the freedom not to listen.
They could not fix my brakes so the made my horne louder.
Leave a beep after the message.
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There's no place like home. |
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