(PICTURE: January 9th edidtion on SNL)
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This week (Jan 9th), Jeff Gordon hosted, and Avril Lavigne performed!! (Go Avril!)
The show was pretty good... though Jeff Gordon couldn't really be considered funny... he should really stick to racing-- but HEY, he's tryin' someting new, so I'll give him a break!
The FUNNIEST thing that happened on the show had to do in Weekend Update! Tina Fey announced that Jimmy Fallon was to be nominated for a grammy, and he got all embarassed and wanted to drop the subject-- but then, he started thinking up all this nonsense about how he's so great and about how Tina doesnt get an award--(and he had a crooked smile goin' on)! Tina's joke lasted about how long Jimmy was thinking, and that was a PRETTY LONG time! :):)
Chris' moment came when (I think) Tina announced that a book was actually written about Gay Hitler-- and they were going to make a movie out of it-- "Uh-oh.." Jimmy said. "Hope gay Hitler doesn't go Hollywood on us!"... but that's exactly what he did-- he came out as Gay as Gay Hitler could be (with all the pink), AND armed with a cell phone, and dark shades! ---don't piss your pants laughing, now!
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This week's episode of SNL (March 16) was kinda-um... fruity? I never thought old gay men existed... but this week's host, Ian Mckellan proved me wrong! Like--- if you think back to the midevil times, the soldiers didn't say to each other "Hey Joe-- nice ARMOUR, if u know what I'm talkin' bout!"( *wink wink, nudge nudge*).Well, okay, Ian Mckellan didn't look THAT old, but still-- ew! Anyway, this week, Kiley Minogue performed!
The first skit that Chris was in, was the "Versace Oscar Party" in which he imitated Bono from U2.. omg it was jokes, and he tried his hand at doing Bono's Irish accent-- LOL! [Speaking of Irish-- happy St. Patrick's day!)
Anyway, it bothered me that Ian Mckellen was in way too many of the skits, like almost all of them-- i know he's kinda supposed to be, but still!
Something ATROCIOUS happened on weekend update this week! Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey were doing their usual news reports, and all the sudden you see Ian come on dressed up as Maggie Smith.. it was pretty funny, and *Maggie* asked Jimmy for a kiss-- well, a peck on the cheek turned out to be a FULL LIP SMACKER! EWWWW it was SO gross, and Jimmy was like--psyched out and startled...it would really have bothered me too, but I was to busy laughing it up and being disgusted to notice! But EWWWW old man get your hands OFF my Jimmy! LoL you could tell Ian had a little crush on Jimmy, because at the end of the show he gave him this big hug, and you could tell Jimmy was uncofortable-- he was prolly grossed out, but not as much as I was! At least the old man didn't touch Chris...cause then I would've gotten REALLY mad! Until next time, toodlez!~*~
I wish I could remember more of the skits that went on-- but the first thing I remember about Chris was that he played this weirdo with long hair at a "government-style" party!
One of my FAVORITE skits in this episode was the "Total Request Live" one where Jimmy Fallon played Carson Daly and John Stewart was this wacko producer guy who kept touching Jimmy-- (ewww!)! Anyway, the producer guy had had all his "famous boy bands" leave him, but he was happy to announce he had a new singing group that he manufactured by cloning some guys that had talent! There were 5 guys: the "shy" one, the "cute"one, the one that was allergic to light (because of cloning mishaps), one with GILLS and CLAWS, and finally-- ASSFACE! (self-explanitory--he had an ASS for a face!) And so the group started singing, and when assface started doing his little dance, a strange liquid or whatever it was started pouring out from his *mouth*-- HMMM i wonder what THAT was!
On "Weekend Update", Chris came on imitating some guy who just lost his show, and I would tell u the name, but I was too busy digging into my chocolate ice cream to remember!{There was no point in me saying that--- but whatever!)
Another skit that caught my attention was "Interview with Celebrities [with Racher and Tracy]" or something, in which Rachel was asking their guest, (John Stewart) questions about the Grammys and other things. But; Tracy Morgan kept asking John all these questions like "You like Rachel right? So why don't you get her pregnant?" LOL i guess you'd have to see it to understand! Until next time, ciao!*~