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| XzDollfacexz: you're better when tubbed XzDollfacexz: and oiled and slapped and put to bed Pigeonhumpers: lol Pigeonhumpers: i have to go to bed too cause scotts mom is gonna be getting up to work in 10 min XzDollfacexz: how much of that cock belonged to you huh? XzDollfacexz: huh? huh? Pigeonhumpers: all of it XzDollfacexz: ok Pigeonhumpers: lol XzDollfacexz: i see XzDollfacexz: i see your master plan of masturbating battle ships Pigeonhumpers: lol XzDollfacexz: you sunk my masterbattlerbator ship Pigeonhumpers: if you are on tomorrow night i'll talk to you then Pigeonhumpers: ye Pigeonhumpers: s Pigeonhumpers: score XzDollfacexz: lol Pigeonhumpers: touchdown XzDollfacexz: EROCS! XzDollfacexz: mmkay Pigeonhumpers: k i got to go pretend to sleep XzDollfacexz: i'll ttyl then you vile teletubby telepathic extraterrestrial Pigeonhumpers: i love you christine, bye girls XzDollfacexz: love ya too... Brandine sends her love XzDollfacexz: and her bunions of steel and wisdom XzDollfacexz: and Brittany sends her inner dragon Pigeonhumpers: lol XzDollfacexz: what's so funny i'm being serious XzDollfacexz: we're casting magick in your direction Pigeonhumpers: nothing just laughing at scott and spencer XzDollfacexz: and towards your erections Pigeonhumpers: thanks XzDollfacexz: god bless your penises XzDollfacexz: amen Pigeonhumpers: why thank you XzDollfacexz: you may now kiss the scotty or spencer Pigeonhumpers: sorry can't do that XzDollfacexz: cuz ya know ya like to kiss them boys XzDollfacexz: wink DAN wink Pigeonhumpers: nope XzDollfacexz: DAN! XzDollfacexz: with tongue baby... next time... Pigeonhumpers: no next time Pigeonhumpers: maybe even a little bit of second base action XzDollfacexz: that's what they all say but they eventually succumb eventually to Dan's erotic exposure of his willy wonka treasures Pigeonhumpers: eeewwww XzDollfacexz: what? don't be so shy XzDollfacexz: you can't fight the treasure of dan Pigeonhumpers: mine are definitely better and bigger XzDollfacexz: embrace it like that of a teste whiff of lint attatched to it like little clingons Pigeonhumpers: i got to go i love you christine XzDollfacexz: oh yeah? Pigeonhumpers: bye XzDollfacexz: there's only one way to prove is they're better and that's if you EAT MY SHORTS or have sex with Dan... which he is willing... and i am willing to tape... and narrorate Pigeonhumpers: dan will have to find another man XzDollfacexz: what if dan's spirit was posessed in my body and vice versa Pigeonhumpers: i got to go XzDollfacexz: what if i was dan for a day would you have sex with me then Pigeonhumpers: what XzDollfacexz: it could happen.. it's called "the hot chick" rob schneider told me.. we're close pals XzDollfacexz: went to preschool together Pigeonhumpers: yup i got to go XzDollfacexz: he was my teacher.. yup as in yes? Pigeonhumpers: ok i'm serious i have to go XzDollfacexz: sweeet! ok Pigeonhumpers: bye sexy XzDollfacexz: bye |
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