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| This was FUN, but bad fun if you know what I mean. Brittany went online and pretended to be ELROND (a friendly weirdo of ours.) and caused a lovely hilarious dramatic mess with Tony, Christine's boyfriend. Enjooooy |
| Hmm Yuck: Hey helmet Hmm Yuck: It's me Elrond, I got your sn Twigskates: hey lol Hmm Yuck: I found it Twigskates: sup Twigskates: from who brittney Hmm Yuck: no I don't know her sn Twigskates: how did u get it Hmm Yuck: some searchin on aol Twigskates: oh Hmm Yuck: hows life> Hmm Yuck: ? Twigskates: great Hmm Yuck: really, cool. Why? Twigskates: cause i have a beautiful girlfriend,and everything else is good Hmm Yuck: cool, I got myself a woman too. Not as hot as Christine mind you but nice ass. Hmm Yuck: speaking of Christine I had a dream i screwed her the other night Twigskates: lol Hmm Yuck: reeeeeall hot Twigskates: shut the fuck up Twigskates: jk Twigskates: i know u didnt Hmm Yuck: Huh? Twigskates: nvm Hmm Yuck: yeah anyways, it was a hot dream. Ever have dreams like that/ Twigskates: ya, but it doesnt have to be a dream Hmm Yuck: Are you trying to tell me you've messed around?? Twigskates: no Twigskates: im telling u that if i have a dream about my girl like that Twigskates: it doesnt have to be just a dream stupid fuck Hmm Yuck: Your not making a fuckin lick of sense dude Twigskates: dude what the fuck Hmm Yuck: Your saying if you have a dream, then it won't be a dream??? Twigskates: i meant i could do what u did in the dream Twigskates: with my girl Twigskates: dont make jokes like u had sex with my girl, thats not cool dude Hmm Yuck: Wait a sec, you were down with it a minute ago Twigskates: lol Twigskates: i know u were jk Twigskates: im just saying i dont like it when u joke around with that stuff Twigskates: k Hmm Yuck: Hey man don't get your thong in a bunch Hmm Yuck: lol Hmm Yuck: She's just hot what can I say, besides I wanted her before you did Twigskates: nahh Twigskates: dude i know she is hot Twigskates: but i dont like u jk and stuff about my girl Twigskates: talk about somehting else Hmm Yuck: Why not, she does it to me all the time Twigskates: nnaah Hmm Yuck: yeaaah Hmm Yuck: I know things Twigskates: ya things Twigskates: i know a lot more than u Hmm Yuck: Oh yeah? Quiz me I dare you Twigskates: omg Twigskates: u dont shut up about my girl Twigskates: and i tell u to stop Hmm Yuck: So whats your point, COME ON QUIZ ME Twigskates: and u dont listen Twigskates: why Twigskates: what the hell are u gonna know Hmm Yuck: everything Twigskates: no i dont think so Hmm Yuck: oh yeah? fraid I'll know more then you? Twigskates: no Hmm Yuck: then why not Twigskates: dude u dont know shit Hmm Yuck: then quiz me Twigskates: if u do why dont u tell me Twigskates: ill tell u if ur right Hmm Yuck: like what? Hmm Yuck: thats what the quiz is for\ Twigskates: how am i supposed to quiz u Hmm Yuck: ask a question about something that only you and her woudl kno Twigskates: how about not and u shut up Hmm Yuck: oh your scared Hmm Yuck: you've always been a pussy Hmm Yuck: too fraid to even ask her out! |
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