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| This very interesting conversation happened late one night while Christine was online scoping out forums and eating ice cream. Cutieguylance, as ever, struck again with another lame attempt to "Role-Play" with Christine. Ugh. What a retard. Oh well. She has fun messing around with the poor sack of immoile fool. |
| Cutieguylance: ey XzDollfacexz: hi Cutieguylance: how are you XzDollfacexz: fine Cutieguylance: glad to hear that XzDollfacexz: yup uh how are you? Cutieguylance: im good too Cutieguylance: so feel like rpin XzDollfacexz: "hmm... sure... Cutieguylance: what kind you wanna do XzDollfacexz: i don't care Cutieguylance: teen house party XzDollfacexz: uh sure Cutieguylance: David is about 16 yrs old and stands at about 6'0, he is wearing blue saggy jeans with a red longsleeve with one stripe on the sides, he is wearing white adidas shoes with 3 red stripes, he has bright red hair and had it spiked up XzDollfacexz: Whuhkind Biscuit is a very exotic girl. She is 16 years old and stands at a whopping 5' 10" she is wearing a red liberty gown, showing off her NY pride to wherever this party is taking place. She is wearing jeans, pink skechers, and wal mart brand converse. Cutieguylance: David is out in the backyard with some of his friends standing around a bonfire roasting marshmallows and joking XzDollfacexz: Whuhkind is standing around with a man in a loin cloth. He is holding her beverage while she ties her sneakers. She sees David and smiles a smile of gold. Cutieguylance: he looked over to her and smiled back to her XzDollfacexz: Whuhkind whispers to the Tarzan man next to her and says quietly, "Isn't that guy so cute? But I heard he had some STD's... do you believe that?" Tarzan looked at her with hungry eyes, for the loin cloth was hiding more than his autobiography, but a piece to David's puzzle. "I don't know," He replied. Whuhkind looked back at David and waved, her arm pits laughing at the newfound air blowing in their faces. Cutieguylance: "damn girl you need a bath." he says to her XzDollfacexz: "Do I?" She laughed manically. Suddenly a man climbed out of her pants with waving brown locks of luscious taboo. It was none other than Fox Moulder wearing Boomhaur's tigersquash beauty. "Who is this dashing... young... strong man?" Moulder asked breathing heavily into a microscope called Ox. Cutieguylance: "this is your daddy now get the fuck outta here." XzDollfacexz: "This is her daddy?" Moulder asked perfectly appropriate as he manhandled David. "David? Is that your real name? Or are you really.... DADDY LONG LEGS?" XzDollfacexz: "Oh Moulder," Whuhkind replied, coming out of the kitchen with freshly baked biscuits. "What kind? Biscuits?" Cutieguylance: (u suck at rping bitch, now get out of my face) XzDollfacexz: uh you IMed me first, lamo XzDollfacexz: "Teehee," Whuhkind giggled, "At least I have good grammar and conventions!" Cutieguylance: what's ur problem anyway XzDollfacexz: "The problem is you IM me EVERY FUCKIN DAY ASKING TO RP! If you don't like how I RP, then why do you IM me? Or do you have temporary memory loss?" XzDollfacexz: "I know what his problem is," Moulder breathed orgasmically as he ate the placenta Cutieguylance's lancelot bunion. "It's his time of the month." Cutieguylance: what the hells ur problem u got issues on me huh XzDollfacexz: "You IMed me first you psychopath," Whuhking replied looking quite magically delicious as she chopped up Cutieguylance with a butcher knife and sent the pieces via fed ex to President Bush Cutieguylance: i know i did but why are u talking trash huh wut did i ever do to you no wonder why you have no friends XzDollfacexz: "You bug me every fucking day you pile of American pig trash!" Whuhkind said using Mrs. Nuttman as a body shield. She chucked the Mrs. Nuttman bomb and it blasted in his face. XzDollfacexz: "Actually, I have a lot of friends... I don't have to make friends bugging random people to see if they'll RP with me." Cutieguylance: all i said was HI sheesh XzDollfacexz: yeah and "WAHHHHH WANNA RP?" XzDollfacexz: LAAAAAAAAAAAME Cutieguylance: u need to go back to school and the world would be at peace oh yea forgot ur just a kid XzDollfacexz: peace is boring now go away XzDollfacexz: or i'll send out Snape and Dumbledore in their barbarian loincloths XzDollfacexz: uhhhh i'm 17, calling ME a kid? Whatever... MR. NEOPETS Cutieguylance: whatever |
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