No... Itch NOT!
Thank you Sean Connery!
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Itch me, Sean Connery. Click on me and I'll take you on a ride you'll never forget! WHEEEE!!
This one conversation happened one time when Brittany was over at Christine's house.. there is this lamo guy online that tries to "RP Sex" with Christine 24/7, so they decided to have a little fun with him.. and what you see down there is his actual screen name.. so feel free to bug the shit out of this loser.
Cutieguylance: (Oh ok then ;) )
XzDollfacexz: ;)
Cutieguylance: I was in the other room also naked and looking at pictures or naked witches and sorceresses
XzDollfacexz: I was looking over your shoulder wuth one eye and an open arm pit of depth and trust. "Will you join me in the parlor? We have guests." I say, picking my naked wedgie.
Cutieguylance: "Sure why not," I say following you.
XzDollfacexz: "Now where are these witches and sorceresses you speak of. Do they have many boobs for which you can peek and sneak under the apple tree?" I ask rubbing my erection.
Cutieguylance: "Yes they do," I say rubbing my hard cock.
XzDollfacexz: "Will you take me in the butt with your mother watching in the window?" I ask as I take off my pantiliners and socks.
Cutieguylance: "I will. She don't care, she might even cheer me on."
XzDollfacexz: Moulder thought darkly for a moment as he pondered not well lightedly, whilst thinking dimly in the darkness if he should give his virgin ass to this pig trash.
Cutieguylance: (What u never told me we were doing gay rp, ewwwwwwwwww)
XzDollfacexz: Uh... what does erection and hard-on mean to you?
XzDollfacexz: and what the hell was with naked witches and sorceresses and your MOM?
XzDollfacexz: now that's ewwwwww

Cutieguylance: (thats just nasty, taking advantage of a guy thats drunk)
XzDollfacexz: Who is this drunk guy you speak of?
Cutieguylance: well i was, it kinda wore off a bit
XzDollfacexz: Oh breeeallyy/I'm drunk too!
Cutieguylance: hows about we just say that your chara was a girl and we continue again
XzDollfacexz: I have a penis to rub, and it's not yours... it's my boyfriends. We're gonna have hot real sex and then I'll show my penis.
Cutieguylance: just going to, i already did and my gf just left awhile ago
XzDollfacexz: Yeah so why are you up for fake seconds with an internet killer?
Cutieguylance: chatting with her
Cutieguylance: until she or i go to sleep

XzDollfacexz: Who? not Moulder for shizzle, leave ME BEAR CLAW. I MUSKGRAVE NOT HAS PENIS!
Cutieguylance: huh i don't understand what u just said
XzDollfacexz: That's the point
XzDollfacexz: good bye cruel world

Cutieguylance: oh ok
And thatsh it for CutieGuyLance for now, but believe me, he'll be back!
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