| Light bulb filaments: a real problem. Hello Friends, I am here to inform you all about a growing problem. Every day Light bulb filaments are being destroyed by the thousands all over the world. This may not seem like a problem to you but is something, which is of much concern to us here at project hardcore. Did you know that every 20 years 56,867,890 light bulb filaments are destroyed worldwide, and "why" I hear you ask, because people don�t know how to look after them properly? The common problem is that the filaments burn out; this can easily be avoided by not turning your lights on. Another common problem is that they are knocked in some way. This one is a bit harder to deal with but it can be dealt with. All you have to do is keep the light bulb in the box that you bought it in, wrap it in bubble wrap, and place it in a secure place (a safe made from the same material that black boxes are made from is recommended for this one). By dealing with the second problem first you generally rule the first one out, although this is not always the case so make sure you do both. The list of problems is almost endless. Recently two light bulb filament making factory blew-up due to the machines over heating and catching fire. This has hit the industry hard as the world�s largest light bulb filament making factory in Bat&Ball was one of these, which blew-up. So now we are at the beginning of a major light bulb filament shortage. At the way things are going the world will have run out of light bulb filaments in 500 years! Not enough is being done to stop this monstrosity of a problem. So I ask you to help me raise awareness and warn people of this disaster in progress. If you do not help me I hope that you hear the sound of a light bulb filament burning out every night before you go to bed, as this is the most upsetting sound in the world I strongly suggest you join me in my global quest. Thank you or your time, (Thanks to a Mr.C.Keehn and Jesus himself for this one) |