| Homework assignment 3: whitness the fitness. hey my disciples of hardcore. the mission has to up a gear. the plan: the mission statement if you will. it is your mission to seduce and destroy on saturday. you will go for something (but maybe that wierd girl in the pink who runs away from me when u look at her, she has issues.....) and then bring them back for hardcore action! yum. 0 informs me that he has a widescreen tv and DVD player for if no sex comes your way (as lets face it the dvd is an easy whore and shouldnt put up much resistance). you will step up your fight for casual sex. there must be some females (or males if ur into that kinda thing) who dont have morals anymore (where have they gone, they cant ALL be in the barnet firkin). you will also wage war on those hussys that lie about thier age so u end up on the sex offenders regester (once yeah! allow it, let it slide) , all those women that have given u a head fuck with thier pointlessness and insecuritys, does girls that look like they have they power to give head fucks. sick fucks that decide that they r ur g/f without actually consulting u on the matter. yes, yes, i can see the next few weeks being filed with orgasm. remember..... your only as gay as you feel. girls should be forced to take apptetude tests, these results should be made accesable via the internet so we can see how FUCKED up they truley are before you get involved (i have a 90% ratio of meeting messed up girls, that cant be right or healthy surley. how many guys have to suffer until the government acts) your nobodies. in project hardcore your somebodies. you are also scary trees. santa claus and john goodman are the same. lisa rogers (totp at play uk people, the best music magazine show on a comedy/music channel) is the funniest/sexiest lass on tv (she called a member of hear say a mong live on air. she rulz) she must be captured and made my queen. also, iam sure marlon brando was dead. but hey i might be wrong. your gonna give em a wounding that they shalt not forget. mwahhahahahahahahahaha keep it real. keep it hardcore people. (note: lisa rogers has since been abandonded by our leader who�s new disire is for the singer Dido) |