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Homework assignment 2: SEX AND SHELTER:

Ok folks next time you are going to a club (or pub, coffee house or nursery) I want you to leave a material possession behind.

Yes the keys to your house.

The things you own end up owning you.

Now you are going to leave your door keys and any spares at home.

Thus ensuring that you cannot get back to the condo life that night.

Now the beauty of the plan: knowing that you cannot get home tonight you go on the pull.
This will heighten your senses and ability to charm even the most abrasive hussy.
As you know that if you are not getting someone into bed tonight.

You�re sleeping on the streets.

Yes you are going to exchange carnal desires with, wait for it, a complete stranger; we are talking mortal fucking kombat here.

I want you to get involved with someone and lose!

Yes when you wake up the next morning tell that person you have never felt this way about anyone and that with him or her its different and that you hope it�s not a one-night stand.

Then they will be shocked, feeling fresh that haven�t been used this time�� their cornflakes and meals will now taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

You exchange numbers giving them 020 8770 2219 (piss off if you turn the paper round this is your only selfish act, as this person should not be able to contact you, it could put the project at risk, if you know too much. you die. bad people burn in hell).

They will be enlightened, you will hopefully avoid STD�s, and you will then go about your day.

Remember that this in no way interferes with any relationship you are currently having, as it doesn�t mean anything to you, it�s just a sport-fuck.

Your girlfriends/boyfriends should understand this.

Please conduct this assignment as soon as possible. While you are performing "the act" consider these few things:

Beware of parasites.
If I was a bird could I swim?
What is an answer without a question?
Are we slaves to a system or is the system are slave?
Does channel 5 really exist or was it a bad dream?
If dinosaurs could speak would they really say �Alan�?

In Tyler you trust.

See you later space monkeys��.