| Extreme Green |
| i was asked as a favour from a member of project hardcore to bring this campaign to light. many of you may have grown lazy / fat in wait of a new mission but as a hardcore affliate you must be ready to go into action at any time. like a solider. you knew what you were letting yourself into and now there is no escape. so the mischief commite have suggested that you steal all green things and place them in a super secret scientific wonder.... code named : a box. yes if we preserve all green things then the world will fall into chaos. and if they want 2 see there green items ever again then they will have to pay the ransom. but lets not get ahead of ourselfs. Extreme Green is now in operation so get out there and collect. items to start your collection: Signs. Bouncy balls. Paper. Ireland. Martians. Astroturf (available on all good green grocer stores floors) Slimer. Green grocers. thank you and happy hunting. |
| if any other member of project hardcore has a suggestion for home work please e-mail to the usual address. please note : due to my higher intelluctual state of mind (owning a playstation 2 and being so anti - capatalist that iam unemployed :) not all suggestions will appear especially if 1. they are shit. 2. metal gear solid 2 is in the same room as me. please allow 27 days for me to act on suggestions as i am very busy. |