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| hardcore homework assignment #2.1: make dido my norwegien lesbian princess. ok well she dosnt have to be either norwegien or a lesbian but she must be apprehended and brought to me in las vagas where i can marry her and make her the hardcore princess!!! how do acheive we such a momentus feit? well i cant help iam afraid. as she has a restraining order against me so u will have to do my bidding!! well i have several suggestions: #1: tell her that i love her and give her my phone number. she should understand that i am in fact the only one for her. and what we have is special. gary and lin special (eastenders). we is donkey raping special. #2: start a super duper nu-metal band with p.hardcore members. rip off lame-ass bands such as linkin park and lostprothets and claim were welsh for credibility and be thus be treated with special care by the media (as they dont want to be called racist, so they will say u is good if u is welsh. examples: stereophonics, catatonia and lostprothets, none are special (not like dido, she's special oh yeah!) but are crittically acclaimed!!) so that we become big within the year!!!! then on radio and mtv repeatidly say we want to work with dido. then when she meets with us (or when we bump into her on party in the park, glastonberry or the obviose slot she will recieve on ozzfest) drug her and wisk her off to las vagas. #3: buy up all tickets to next dido gig. touts do it so why cant we. then in the empty stadia we outnumber her so then can kidnap her!!! yeah baby yeah. this is fat. we is talking PH phat. meh meh meh. happy hunting my little mehling's of hardcore. see u soon with guns n' drugs. single serving Jack. (note: meh is a noise project hardcore members make. it can mean anything you want: excitment or even an insult!) |