| JARGONS
~~~ by Chack & co.
Well you know people come up with some pretty weird sayings and phrases and stuff over the years. Some of this stuff comes from some videogames that I've played over the years or I hear or see around. This isn't meant to be some comprehensive guide to anything and I don't use all of the terms in here. Any terms that appear in all caps you don't actually say, just write. Some of it's really weird. The layout is as follows. [the word or phrase in brackets] meaning - tells the meaning function - what it's used for details - anything else of note fun fact - whatever eg. - example of said phrase or term That being said GOG!!! New! 2004/05/24 Try and guess the combinations: OMGWTFRTSD!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGWTFSTSFN!1!!!!1!1!!!!11! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!111!11one!!1!!eleven!!1! [altitude] meaning: "attitude" function: Written or spoken term. details: Use with THIS GUY like below. fun fact: Haha, I almost forgot about this one. eg. person 1: Let's go watch a movie. person 2: Too layzee. person 1: THIS GUY ALTITUDE! [attitude] meaning: What it says. function: Written or spoken term. details: Used with THIS GUY is the best. fun fact: Yep. eg. person 1: Let's play Naruto. person 2: No, you're too gooz. person 1: THIS GUY ATTITUDE! person 2: THIS GUY ALTITUDE! [bonut] meaning: "bonus" Thai style function: For LOL-ing details: Super. fun fact: Use with donut below. eg. person 1: I want bonut. person 2: I give u donut. [cheers] meaning: You know, "cheers." function: Aussie saying. details: Dunno why, but it's kinda catchy. fun fact: Cheers. eg. person 1: See ya later. person 2: Cheers. [chit] meaning: "Sh_t" but nicer. function: Mindless, but comedic swearing. details: Pronouced, CHIII-T. fun fact: The lunch coupons we used in elemetary school were called chits. eg. [person 1 & 2 buy some lunch coupons] person 1: CHIT!!!! person 2: CHIT!!!! [Chitonomics] meaning: Field of Study of Chit Boi Economics. function: Area of Research. details: You must be a pro to have a degre in Chitonomics. fun fact: I have a degree in Chitonomics lol. eg. person 1: FAX U OMGWTFRTSD SOME MATIDITUDE!!!!!!! person 2: OMGWTFSTSFN eFAX U ALTITUDE!!!!!!! [chit boi] meaning: "Fack," "Chit," or any other exclamation of displeasure fucntion: yup details: You need to say it with a Thai accent. fun fact: Draw out the i's for maximum effects. eg. person 1: Sorry I forgot to bring Soul Cal 2... person 2: CHIIIIIIIT BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! [DLC] meaning: Dragon Lance Combo function: Virtua Fighter term. details: One of Akira Yuki's powerful moves. fun facts: Look damn cool. eg. [player 1 pulls of a DLC] audience: woooooaaahhh~~~ [DODO] meaning: "DOOD" function: Get someone's attention. details: Vin's unintentional misspelling :-S fun fact: But genius heheh. eg. person 1: DODO!!!!!!!! person 2: Err. person 1: I mean, DOOD!!!!!!! person 2: LOL person 1: LOL [donut] meaning: Hmm. function: Something. details: Tastes gooz. fun fact: Used with Bonut above. eg. person 1: SO GOOZ. person 2: DONUT FOR BONUT. [EWGF] meaning: Electric Wind God Fist function: Tekken term. details: Name of the punishing uppercut performed by Kazuya, Heihachi, and Jin. fun fact: It's awesome. eg. [player 1 gets hit by multiple EWGF's] player 1: !!!! [player 1 loses a lot of life] [eFAX] meaning: "electronic fax" function: Written term. details: Save paper from faxing, so eFAX fun fact: See "fax" below if you're confused (which you likely are) lol. eg. person 1: U sak. person 2: eFAX! [fack] meaning: "F_ck" but nicer. function: Mindless, but comedic swearing. details: Prounounced, FAA-K. fun fact: When used in conjunction with chit, maximum hilarity is achieved. eg. person 1: FACK!!! person 2: CHIT!!! person 3: FACKING CHIT!!! [fax] meaning: "facks" function: Written or spoken term. details: Here's the evolution: F_ck --> Fack --> Facks --> Fax fun fact: Genius, is it not? eg. person 1: AI SAT! person 2: FAX U. [fuxor] meaning: Urm... function: Written or spoken term. details: You can figure it out... fun fact: Derived from "suxor" eg. person 1: We got 5 exams this week. person 2: Fuxor. [FUBAR] meaning: "F_cked Up Beyond All Recognition" function: Phrase description. details: Not much to explain here. fun fact: In suikoden 3 there was a gripphon named Fubar. eg. [person 1 sees Michael Jackson's face] person 1: FUBAR. [gangster] meaning: What it says. function: Adjective. details: Used to describe something/someone that is, in a word, "awesome." fun fact: Only people from California say this I think. eg. [person 1 beats person 2 in the final poker hand] person 1: WHO'S A GANGSTER. person 2: Shaddap. [GG] meaning: "Good Game" function: Online gaming term. details: Said by nice players after winning OR losing a game. fun fact: You won't find many people who say this. eg. [player 1 beats player 2] player 1: GG player 2: GG [GGPO] meaning: 1) "Good Game Peace Out" 2) "Good Game Piss Off" function: Gaming term. details: Choose your own adventure. fun fact: Dannnnnut invented #2 lol. eg. [player 1 beats player 2] player 1: GGPO player 2: OMGWTF.........err.........thx.........? [GLHF] meaning: "Good Luck Have Fun" function: Online gaming term. details: Said by nice players at the beginning of matches. fun fact: You won't find many people saying this either. eg. [game starts] player 1: GLHF player 2: GLHF [gog] meaning: "Go" in a rush. function: Online gaming term. details: You know when you're telling someone to get on b-net really quick you type, "GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOG!!!" fun fact: I think only I use this actually. eg. person 1: GB NOW GOG!!! person 2: kk [gooz] meaning: "Good" as you might have guessed. function: When something is exceptionally good. details: Pronounced as it's spelled, GOO-Z fun fact: Related to "guud," see below eg. [person 1 and 2 look at Tekken 5 vids] player 1: Damn that looks GOOZ! player 2: GOOZ is right! [gosu] meaning: "very good" or something to that extent function: Korean word I think? details: Used in online games to describe someone whose very good. fun fact: No one has ever called me gosu <cry>. eg. [player 1 demolishes player 2's base without losing a single unit] player 2: MUTHER F-----!!!!!11!!!1one11!!!eleven!! observer: gosu [guud] meaning: "Good" again, as you might have guessed. function: When something is exceptionally good. details: Pronounced as it's spelled, GUU-D fun fact: Number of "u"s vary, but at least 2 must be present. eg. [player 1 smacks player 2 with the EWGF] player 1: That felt GUUD didn't it? player 2: CHIT!!!! [heeya] meaning: No literal english equivilent, but meaning is something to the extent of f_ck. function: Thai swear word. details: An all purpose swear word. fun fact: Combinations galore. eg. person 1: PAU MUNG HEEYA!!!!!! [trans: Your father is a f_cker!!!!] person 2: MUNG HEEYA ARAI WA?!??!?! [trans: What the f_ck's your problem?!??!?!] *note* there is a real Thai word for f_ck, thus heeya is not really it, but for lack of a better word in english that's what's used. [jeah] meaning: "Yeah" with a "j." function: Gangster saying. details: Interchanges any instance of "yeah." fun fact: Only Jason says this actually. eg. person 1: Lakers won~ person 2: JEAH! [kk] meaning: "ok ok" function: Written term. details: Err, not much. fun fact: Two k's is better than one. eg. person 1: dun forget to bring teh food. person 2: kk. [LMAO] meaning: "Laugh My Ass Off" function: Written term. details: Can be used in conjunction with LOL below. fun fact: Try and make the biggest combo possible. eg. person 1: DOA is the best game EVAR. person 2: LMAO! [LOL] meaning: "Laugh Out Loud" function: Written term. details: A chatting phenomenon in itself. fun fact: I think someday in the future we will stop laughing in real conversation and say LOL literally lol. eg. person 1: That was pretty LOL! person 2: LOL! [mad] meaning: Something like "extreme." function: Adjective you can stick onto anything. details: Used in the most ridiculous places. fun fact: Why not? eg. person 1: I'm going to sleep now. person 2: Are you MAD kidding me? [maditude] meaning: MaD AtTiTuDe function: For LOL-ING details: Heh, I like this one. fun fact: Best used with "THIS GUYYYYY" and with a fake Thai accent of course. eg. person 1: I bought 19 PS2 games in one day. person 2: THIS GUYYYYY MADITUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [N00B] meaning: "Newbie" function: Online gaming term. details: Alternate spelling, "NEWB." A term describing a person of low skill, regardless of how long they've actually played the game. fun facts: I always read this as literally "noob" (rhymes with "boob," excuse me), and not actually "new-b" as it's supposed to be. eg. [player 1 beats player 2] player 1: u !#*&$^!( hacker!!1!!1!!11 player 2: wateva you stinkin' N00B. [nerf] meaning: Reduce or lower <blank> function: Online gaming term. details: Used when people think the game is unbalanced because <blank> is too strong. fun fact: Opposite of buff. eg. [player 1 beats player 2] player 2: GODDAMN SPIDERS NEED A #&%@(*&%R$!(*&^*( NERF!!!1!!!1!!!11!!1 player 1: Sucker. [nut] meaning: Hard to explain...you just have to use it. function: Some kinda noun. details: It might come from "nut-case" but otherwise I have no idea how we came up with it. fun fact: Sounds funny. eg. person 1: It's raining like NUT!!! person 2: I'm bored like NUT!!! person 3: NNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!! [OMG] meaning: "Oh My God" function: Written term. details: Don't have to Christian to use it. fun fact: A good combo starter. eg. person 1: 3s isn't online for the PS2!!!!!! person 2: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! [PHAT] meaning: "PHysically ATtractive" function: Written or spoken term. details: If you say it out loud, just make sure they know what you're talking about lol. fun fact: Some LOL chit. eg. person 1: [outloud] That girl is PHAT!!!!!! person 2: OMG!!!!! You think she's FAT??? What's wrong with you?? [ROTFL] meaning: "Rolling On The Floor Laughing" function: Chat term. details: Used when you are ROTFL or just think something is funny. fun facts: Took me a while to figure out what it meant. eg. person 1: Accounting is my favorite class! person 2: ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL!!!!!!1!one!!11!1!eleven!1 [RTSD] meaning: 1) "Rush That Sh_t Down" 2) "Rust That Sh_t Down" function: Fighting game term. details: First one is referring to west coast style play of dominating (as opposed to east coast runaway style) where as the Second one is referring to when Daigo became sukier after playing the US and European players for too long, and then getting beat down back in Japan LOL! fun fact: Cool term. eg. player 1: Storm so gooz. player 2: RTSD with Magz! [sak] meaning: "Suck" function: Written or spoken term. details: CK invented first I think hehe. fun fact: Have fun with it. eg. person 1: u sak. person 2: u sak. [sark] meaning: "sak" function: Written or spoken term. details: Peter invented this time I think lol. fun fact: Go wild. eg. [player 2 misses easy shot in GB] player 1: u sark. player 2: fak u. [sat] meaning: Literally, "animal." function: Thai swear word. details: Used jokingly, but doesn't make much sense in english anyway. fun fact: Various combinations are available. eg. person 1: AI SAT!!! [trans: YOU ANIMAL!!! ] person 2: PAU MUNG SAT!!! [trans: YOUR FATHER IS AN ANIMAL!!! ] [sex] meaning: ... function: You just randomly say it. details: Addicting. fun fact: Try it. eg. [player 1 beats player 2] player 1: SEEEXXX!!! player 2: FACK YOU!!! [some] meaning: err function: hard to explain details: just look at the eg fun fact: it IS fun to use. eg. person 1: I dun remember how to do Hadoken. person 2: THIS GUYYYYYY SOME MADITUDE!!!!! person 3: Some momentary cerebrel misplacement. [SPOD] meaning: "Stun Palm Of Doom" function: Virtua Fighter term. details: One of Akira Yuki's devestating combinations. fun fact: It's very hard to do. eg. [player 1 tries to SPOD but ends up doing a high kick instead] player 1: FACK! [player 2 punishes his mistake and player 1 dies] [stat] meaning: A made up word that's an alteration of the thai swear word "sat." function: Used in conjunction with other swear words. details: We said "sat" too much so started saying "stat." Has no relation to statistics. fun fact: Kinda dumb I know. eg. person 1: AI SAT!!!! person 2: AI STAT!!!! [STFU] meaning: "Shut The F_ck Up" function: Online term. details: Said by not-so-nice ppl when they feel like someone is talking too much. fun facts: Get used to it, you'll see it a lot online. eg1. [game starts] player 1: GLHF player 2: STFU eg2. [player 1 beats player 2] player 1: GG player 2: STFU [STSFN] meaning: "Save That Sh_t For Nationals" function: Fighting game term. details: Used when ppl find l33t tactics or want to hide thier skillz. Tokido did this for a long period of time btw 2003-2004 which is why he was absent from many smaller tournaments for a while (cuz he changed his team), but when nationals rolled around he lost anyway lol. fun fact: don't have to use it for just fighting games eg. player 1: I can RC 100%. player 2: OMGWTFSTSFN! [suxor] meaning: "sucks" but even more function: Written term. details: yea, what is said. fun fact: led to more words ending in "xor" eg. person 1: I play as Jin in T4. person 2: Jin suxor that broken foo. [Tiger Dog] meaning: Korean Hot Dog function: Err... details: Some Koreans eat dogs --> Korean Hot Dog --> Kerryan Hot Dog --> Kerry Woods Dog --> Tiger Woods Dog --> Tiger Dog fun fact: Haha, don't ask me why we came up with this because I don't know either :-D eg. person 1: I want some Tiger Dog. person 2: ........wtf are u talking about...... [WTF] meaning: 1) "What The F_ck" 2) World Taekwondo Federation function: Take your pick. details: Ah yes, many jokes were made about the WTF Taekwondo branch (as opposed to International Taekwondo Federation (ITF)). fun fact: eg. person 1: I do WTF Taekwondo, not ITF! person 2: [confused] WTF???? [YEAAAAA] meaning: YEAAAAA! function: Expressing joy. details: Originally from the VF series and Jerky Bryant lol. fun fact: Victor does one that sounds like Mario lol. eg. person 1: YEAAAAA! I've done handcuff lightning! person 2: ....err... [yet] meaning: "F_ck" function: Thai swear word. details: Self explanatory. fun facts: Combinations are available. eg. player 1: YET MAE!!!!!! [trans: muther f_cker!!!!!!] player 2: YET PAU!!!!!!!! [trans: father f_cker!!!!!!!!] more to be added as time goes by... Some mad return to Moi like nut u chit Some mad return to THE SUPER HAPPY FUN HOUR like nut u chit created 24 July 2003 last updated 05 Sept 2005 |