The X-Cheer
by Alexis Krycek and Samantha Alana Mulder

How does it feel to be a shipper, shipper?
How does it feel to be up on top?
How does it feel to be Noromo, Noromo?
I don't know, I've never been so low!

How does it feel to be a phile, a phile?
How does it feel to be up on top?
How does it feel to be Fowley, Fowley?
I don't know, I've never been so low!