Disclaimer: The X-Files is owned by Chris Carter. I only own ten videos, 20 books, two copies of FTF, and a copy of the script. DB/Z/GT is owned by Akira Toriyama. I only own my History of Trunks and Mystical Adventure movies, and my Androids: Invincible video.

A/N: I love The X-Files, don't get me wrong. I just thought it would be fun to MST the last scene from the episode "Triangle" (you know, that ep from the sixth season where Mulder gets trapped on that boat in the Bermuda Triangle with a bunch of Nazis). The MSTers will be Trunks, Goten, Pan, Bra, and my good friend, Kate Mulder, who is one of the best X-Files fanfic authors, at least that I know.

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Pan, Bra, Trunks, and Goten were all sitting around at Trunks and Bra's house, channel surfing. Bra and Pan were waiting for their friend, Kate to come over. When she had finally arrived, the TV channel had happened to land on Fox.
"Wait a sec!" Kate said. "Keep this on!"
"Why?" Goten asked.
"Because it's The X-Files, and it's one of my favorite shows. And this is one of the best episodes. Too bad it's nearly over." Kate replied.
"Okay." Trunks replied. They all sat down to watch the end of The X-Files.

*Mulder is in a bed in a hospital room. Scully is standing beside him*
Trunks: What's going on?
Kate: Shut up. Mulder was on a boat in the Bermuda Triangle, and he jumped overboard.
Mulder: What happened to me?
Pan: You were an idiot.
Scully: You did something incredibly stupid. You went looking for a ship, Mulder, in the Bermuda Triangle.
Bra: And decided to take a swim in the freezing cold ocean.
Mulder: Say that again?
Pan: Like I said before. You were an idiot.
*Frohike, Langly, and Byers enter the room*
Trunks: Here come the freaks! *ducks as Kate chucks something at him*
Mulder: You were there, Scully!
Langly: He's delirous.
Goten: Either that, or he's been taking illegal drugs again.
Mulder: *as Skinner enters the room* And he was there too!
Skinner: Right. Me and my dog Toto.
Trunks: Damn. He stole my line!
Kate: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Mulder: No, you were there with the Nazis--
Bra: *sarcastically* And FUNimation does a good job editing and dubbing us.
Scully: Mulder, will you settle down? It's an order.
Skinner: Not that he takes orders.
Frohike: What kind of drugs is he on?
Kate: Probably crack, like I was when I wrote that one fic.
Langly: I don't know, but I want some.
Trunks: Yeah, me too.
Mulder: You don't understand. I was on the Queen Anne, in 1939. I told you to turn the ship around, before the Nazis took over. And you did.
Scully: All we found was you in the water, and your boat broke into a million pieces.
Goten: And your porno collection was destroyed, too.
Scully: And as for the Queen Anne, it was nothing more nothing more than a ghost ship.
Mulder: No, no, no, Scully, we were on that ship--in 1939.
Pan: He's nuts.
Skinner: Mulder, when you get better, I'm gonna kick your butt--but good.
*everyone but Scully leaves the room*
Mulder: I would have never seen you again. But you believed me.
Bra: That's a first.
Scully: In your dreams, Mulder. I want you to close your eyes, and think to yourself, 'There's no place like home. There's no place like home.'
Trunks: And if you click your heels together three times, you'll return to Kansas.
*Scully turns to leave*
Mulder: Hey, Scully?
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: I love you.
All: Awww, how cute.
Scully: Oh, brother. *she rolls her eyes and leaves*
Kate: *being Scully* Even though everyone knows I love him too, I gotta keep up my 'Ice Queen' reputation.
*Mulder watches her as she leaves, and reaches up to feel a nasty bruise under his left eye, and smiles*
Goten: *being Mulder* Damn, that woman can punch hard.
Trunks: Yeah, probably harder than Pan can.

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Okay, if you think this sucks, keep in mind that this is my first MST. And I'm sorry it's so short, I didn't realize it would be. R/R! And while I'm babbling on, let me tell you that the amount of reviews I've been getting for my DBZ fic "In Dreams" is atrocious (hint, hint!). Ja ne!