Things the Sailor Senshi Will Never Say!
by Pan-chan

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, just my copy of the first comic 
book.

A/N: I know, there's about 500,000 of these out there. I don't care. 
I wanted to write one. 

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Ami: I'm sick of studying. I don't give a damn about my grades anymore. 

Usagi: You know, maybe I should spend more time studying and less time 
playing video games. 

Minako: Yaten isn't all that hot, after all.

Rei: Maybe I oughta stop setting everyone I don't like on fire. 

Haruka: Maybe Michiru and I just aren't meant for each other. 

Michiru: WHY DO I HAVE GREEN FREAKING HAIR?????

Chibi-Usa: Damn, I'm out of pink hair dye AGAIN! Why do I have to be a 
natural blond?

Setsuna: Anyone want to know their future, get in line!

Mamoru: Would someone please tell me why I'm going out with Usagi? I 
forgot. 

Makoto: Why the hell do I have an antennae coming off of my tiara? It 
really gets in my way!

Usagi: Why exactly am I the Neo-Queen of the Moon, but live on Earth?

Minako: Maybe I'll get my hair cut.

Rei: Being a priestess isn't as fun as it seems. The only reason I am, 
is because I live in a freaking temple.

Ami: School is really getting boring.
Usagi: Really? I was beginning to like it!

Haruka: I hate wearing skirts. WHY MUST I WEAR A SKIRT??? 

Setsuna: Why am I the Guardian of Time? It's not exactly the most fun 
job in the world. 

Makoto: Zapping people with lightning just isn't as fun as it used to be. 

Minako: Where the hell did I come up with the name 'Venus Love-me Chain'? 

Luna: How can us cats talk, anyway?
Artemis: I don't know. 
Diana: I wonder if we'll ever find out.

Rei: AHH!!! FIRE!!!
Ami: Don't worry, I'll put it out. 
Michiru: I thought you were a pyro. 
Rei: That was all just an act. 

Usagi: Why do the youma always just stand there and wait for us to attack?
They can't be very smart.

Chibi-Usa: Where did they come up with Mini-Moon?

Michiru: Where did they come up with me and Haruka being cousins?

Makoto: Why is a fourteen-year-old girl allowed to have her own apartment?

Mamoru: I'm Sailor Earth! Oh, wait, I'm Tuxedo Kamen. I'm just the 
protector of Earth.

All but Usagi: How can Usagi be such a ditz?
Usagi: I can't help it, I'm blond!

Setsuna: All youma end up being defeated. Why do they even bother anymore? 

Haruka: I'm well aware of the fact that I look like a guy. Everyone stop 
thinking I'm a guy! I like having short hair! 

Hotaru: Having split personalities isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Chibi-Usa: Maybe next time, I'll get purple contacts instead of red. 

Makoto: Damn, I lost my ponytail holder. That's the fifth one this week!

Usagi: AAHHH!!! The Negaforce is trying to defeat me by hiding all of my 
bobby-pins so I can't put my hair up...oh, wait, there they are.

Luna: It's really annoying having to tell Usagi what to do all the time. 

Ami: The reason I keep my hair short is because if I grew it out I'd look 
Rei's blue-haired clone. And no one can find out the truth about us...

Michiru: You know what sucks about these tiaras? When we're out in the sun, 
they leave a tan line. 

Rei: I swear to God, I'm gonna KILL MYSELF if I trip in these damn heels 
again. 

Makoto: I'm bored. Let's see...Jadeite go zap...Kunzite go zap...Beryl 
go BOOM...

Setsuna: The reason my hair is green is because when I was little, my 
older brother tricked my into eating grass. Somehow it changed my hair 
color.