All I need to know, I learned from Dragonball Z
by Pan-chan

Disclaimer: I don't own DB/Z/GT.

A/N: I saw Black Beyond do this for Sailor Moon, and decided I wanted to 
write one for DBZ. 

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1. Just because someone looks human, doesn't mean they are.

2. If someone's got a tail, DON'T LET THEM LOOK AT A FULL MOON!!! 

3. The good guys will always win in the end.

4. Vegita needs to go to an anger-management class.

5. Don't piss off Goku if you want to live. 

6. Don't piss off Vegita anymore than he already is.

7. Don't piss off Gohan. You'll have a better chance of winning a fight 
with Cell. 

8. Don't hurt Gohan if Piccolo's around. If you do, you are as good as 
dead. 

9. Bulma's hair is a very interesting color. 

10. Traveling to the past to change something will just send you to an 
alternate Earth. 

11. If Trunks pulls out his sword, run, unless you really want to become 
shish-ka-bob just like Frieza and King Cold.

12. Chichi gets pissed faster than Vegita.

13. Krillin may be a midget, but he's not a wuss.

14. Even androids have feelings.

15. Even the biggest thing can fit in a tiny capsule. 

16. Piccolo is cool as a good guy, and was even cooler as a bad guy!

17. Muten Roshi must have some serious mental issues. 

18. If someone appears out of no where, defeats the strongest bad guy 
you've ever fought effortlessly, knows about stuff you don't, and won't 
tell you anything about himself, chances are he came from the future. 

19. Bad guys like to blow up planets.

20. Even some bad guys can become good. 

21. People with three eyes are cool.

22. Thank god Clover Wave or DiC don't edit and dub DBZ!

23. Bulma could be Michiru's sister--after all, they have almost the 
same hair color!

24. Gotenks must have had a lot of time on his hands when he made up all 
those useless attacks. 

25. Goku may be naive, but he's not stupid.

26. Androids think everything's a game.

27. Marron (Krillin's ex-girlfriend), Bulma's mom, and Mihoshi (from 
Tenchi Muyo) must all be related.

28. Even aliens can drive cars. But it takes them a while to get their 
licenses. 

29. Goku sure was LOUD when he was a baby!

30. Mini refrigarators come in handy when trying to earn someone's trust. 

31. Sometimes the strongest person is the youngest.

32. Not even death is final. After all, you can always be wished back by 
the Dragonballs.

33. Zarbon may look like a girl...but he isn't. At least I don't think 
so.

34. If you're fighting someone who's hair suddenly turns gold and stands 
on end, you are going to lose. Without a doubt. 

35. Cell really did not want to die.

36. Vegita actually has feelings. 

37. Bulma and Chichi have some tempers--after all, they have to put up 
with Vegita and Goku!

38. Puar is cool. She can talk, fly, and even shapeshift!

39. Oolong can talk and shapeshift, too.

40. Turtle can kick your @$$.

41. They sure swear a lot in the Japanese version--look how many times 
they say 'darn', 'heck', etc. in the dubs!

42. Vegita gets really touchy when he's wearing a pink shirt.

43. If you're absolutley confident in something, chances are you're gonna 
die. Look what happened to Goku and Trunks in the Cell Games!

44. Even monsters have some manners. 

45. If the 'World Martial Arts Champion' wants to fight, let him. It'll 
be worth a laugh. 

46. Little kids can kick @$$. Look at Gohan when Goku and Piccolo were 
fighting Raditz!

47. Fusions are cool. 

48. Frieza also took his sweet time dying.

49. Be careful what you wish for--it will come true. 

50. If someone's related to Bulma, they're going to have a weird hair 
color. 

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What do ya think? If you like it, I'll add more. Feel free to put some 
in the reviews (HINT, HINT!); if you do, I give you credit when I post
more. Ja ne!