Sailor Moon Babysits the Demi-Saiyajins--Jupiter's Turn! by Pan-chan Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or SM, so get off my case, you damn scary lawyers. I don't own Nerf, either. A/N: Thanks everyone for reviewing! I'm babysitting once again as I write this, LOL. This time Makoto's the one watching three little hyper half Saiyajins. I pity her, don't you? Ages: Mako--15 Gohan--10 Goten--7 Trunks--8 Once again, it's AU and OOC! *************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************** Kino Makoto got off the bus in front of the Capsule Corporation building. She was babysitting Gohan, Goten and Trunks. She remembered what Usagi said about them, from her experience babysitting them last week. 'They are three little insane kids. DO NOT let them out of your sight for a minute.' Usagi had said. Mako knocked on the door. A short man with spiky black hair answered the door. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm Makoto. I'm supposed to be babysitting tonight." Mako answered. "You better do a better job than that girl who was here last week. The three little brats destroyed the gravity chamber and trashed the kitchen." he said. Just then, Bulma walked up. "Hi! Come in. You're Makoto, right?" she asked. "Yeah. Just call me Mako, though. What happened last week when Usagi was babysitting?" Mako asked, entering. "Oh, Gohan, Goten and Trunks were a little hyper and blew up Vegita-that's the guy with the spiky hair-'s training center and messed up the kitchen. Goten and Gohan were afraid to come over for three days, he was so mad." Bulma explained. "I think they'll be a lot more calm this time." "I hope so. I lose my temper a lot faster than Usagi does." Mako said. Just then, a tall man with black hair ran by, chasing three kids, who must have been Gohan, Goten and Trunks. "And that would be Goku. And Chichi will be coming around the corner any moment." Bulma said. Sure enough, a woman with black hair up in a bun came around the corner, looking amused. "I swear, Goku still acts just like a kid." she said. "Chichi, this is Mako. She's the one babysitting the kids this time." Bulma said. "Hello." Chichi said. "Hi." Mako replied. Goku, Gohan, Trunks and Goten ran back around the corner, nearly knocking Vegita over. "Kakarott, you baka." Vegita muttered at him. "Well, we should be going. We'll be back at ten, they should be in bed by nine, etc." Bulma said. "Goku! We're going!" Chichi shouted. He came back in the room. Gohan, Trunks and Goten peeked around the corner at Mako. The four adults left the house, and the demi-Saiyajins came out into the room. "Okay. Usagi told me what you three did last time. I get mad faster than she does, so you better not do that again." Mako said. "By the way, my name's Mako." "Usagi? You mean Sailor--" Goten started saying, when Gohan punched him in the arm. "Hey! What'd you do that for?? Oh, yeah!" Goten said, remembering what she had said last week. "What were you saying, Goten?" Mako asked, narrowing her eyes at them. "Uhh..." Goten said. Suddenly, he spun around and ran from the room, followed closely by the other two. "WHERE ARE YOU GOING???" Mako shouted. She saw a door slam. She turned around and walked through it, ending up in a lab. *Ami would love this place. Maybe she oughta babysit them next time.* she thought to herself, looking around the lab. Hearing giggles from the back corner of the room, she began walking towards where she heard the noises. Before she could get to where they were, a high-pitched shriek went off. "WHAT WAS THAT???" she yelled, covering her ears. When it stopped, she continued walking over to where she saw the three boys. Suddenly, she found hundreds of tiny little things being fired at her. Ducking to pick them up, she saw that they were tiny Nerf arrows. "Okay, that's it. GET OUT HERE NOW!" she yelled at the trio. They flew out from behind the desk where they were hiding, rather than walked. Mako began freaking out, until she remembered what Usagi had told her. "Let's go. Now." she said. "Why weren't you scared? Usagi was terrified!" Trunks said. "She warned me. Out of here." she said, holding open the door and waiting for the three to exit before she left. When they did, she locked the door. "Now. You are going to behave until nine. That is two hours. Understand?" she asked Gohan, Trunks and Goten. "Uhh...sure." Gohan said. "Okay." Goten added. "Wanna play a video game?" Trunks asked. "Sure!" Mako said. The four began playing some of Trunks's video games. Mako discovered that he had the old Sailor V Fighter game. "I rule at this game." she said. "Really?" Trunks asked. "I can't beat the third level." "I'll show you. You just gotta avoid this monster, and kick him as soon as this little monster appears, and..." Mako said, realizing that the three were not there anymore. "Gohan? Goten? Trunks?" she called. Getting no answer, she realized that they had distracted her so they could go wreak havoc. "Oh, great." she said. "Just perfect." She looked at her watch. 7:58. *At least they're supposed to be in bed in an hour.* she though to herself, as she went out on her hunt for the three demi- Saiyajins. Remembering what Bulma and Usagi said about the gravity chamber, she checked that first. It was locked, and there was no way they could have gotten in and re-locked the door. She then began her search of the Capsule Corp. building. She finished her search at about half past eight. She found the trio up in the attic. They were busy digging through a pile of Vegita's old junk. "What are you doing?" Mako asked them. "Looking at tousan's old stuff." Trunks replied. "Come on. It's 8:30. Almost time for you to go to bed." she said. They walked back down to the first floor. The three entered Trunks's room. They exited a moment later in their pajamas. "Alright. NOW CALM DOWN, WILL YA??!!" she asked them. "Okay." Gohan replied. She turned around for a minute to put away the video games. When she turned back, they were gone. Again. She heard them in the kitchen, and when she entered, she found the three quickly working their way through a bag of chocolate chip cookies, two bags of Doritos, and a carton of mint-chocolate chip ice cream. "What are you doing?" Mako asked. The three shrugged. "We got hungry." Trunks answered. "Must you eat all this junk food twenty minutes before you have to go to bed?" she asked, putting away all of the food. When she exited the pantry, she was hit in the face with a scoop of ice cream. She no longer cared what she did. "Jupiter Star Power MAKE-UP!" she shouted, transforming into Sailor Jupiter. When she did this, Trunks and Gohan unloaded their ice cream scoops at her. "FLOWER HURRICANE!" she yelled. The room was filled with dozens of flying flowers, surrounding and showering the three. When they all cleared away, she saw only two boys standing there. One was Gohan, and the other, she didn't recognize. He looked kinda like Goten, but also like Trunks. "Who are you?" Sailor Jupiter asked. "I'm Gotenks! And I'm gonna kick your butt!" he said. "WILD BOAR ATTACK!" he yelled, charging at her. "MASENKOU!" Gohan shouted at the same time, shooting a ki blast at her. "SUPREME THUNDER!!!" Sailor Jupiter yelled. A bolt of lightning came down (don't ask HOW it got in the house) and connected with the little lightning rod thing on her tiara. From there, it spread out and hit Gohan and Gotenks. They got hit by the lightning at the same time as she got head-butted by Gotenks, and Gohan's blast hit both of them. All three were knocked to the ground, and a small explosion occurred. Sailor Jupiter transformed back into Mako, and Gotenks de-fused into Goten and Trunks (A/N: Yeah, I know fusions are supposed to last half an hour. I changed it). "So...Usagi's Sailor Moon, and your Sailor Jupiter?" Gohan asked. "We get the best babysitters!" "Don't tell anybody." Mako said. "If you do, I'll let slip about how you were in Bulma-san's lab. And I don't think she'll be too happy about that." "Okay. We won't tell." Trunks said. "Goten?" Mako asked. "I promise." he replied. Mako looked at her watch. "It's already quarter after nine. You need to be in bed." she said. When they started to protest, she added. "NOW!" The three demi-Saiyajins quickly ran off to Trunks's room. Once she made sure they were asleep, she began cleaning up the kitchen (which surprisingly, wasn't too damaged). By ten, the house was clean, and Mako was nearly asleep on her feet. Bulma, Vegita, Goku and Chichi got back just as she sat down on the couch. Vegita immediatley went and inspected the kitchen and gravity chamber, while Chichi went to go check on Trunks, Goten and Gohan. "You did an even better job keeping them under control than Usagi. And she did better than most other babysitters." Bulma said. "How did you do it?" "I'm assuming you know about Usagi, right?" Mako asked. "That she's Sailor Moon?" Bulma asked, lowering her voice to just above a whisper. "Yeah. Well, I pretty much had to do the same thing, except I'm Sailor Jupiter." Mako explained. "I won't tell." Bulma said. Vegita and Chichi re-entered the room. "The kitchen and gravity chamber are still in one piece." Vegita said. "And the kids are both fast asleep." Chichi said. "You did a good job." "Thanks. Well, I gotta be getting home." Mako said, leaving the room. *I am never babysitting those three again be myself* she thought to herself, as she got on the bus to go home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, what'd ya think? Same as last time. Reviews get you another part! Who should babysit the demi-Saiyajins next? Let me know in your reviews! Ja ne!