Sailor Moon Babysits the Demi-Saiyajins! by Pan-chan Disclaimer: I don't own DB/Z/GT or Sailormoon. A/N: I had to babysit today, and I just had to write this. Everyone's ages are kinda messed up, but this is A/U. Ages: Usagi--15 Gohan--10 Goten--7 Trunks--8 Warning: Usagi's also going to be OOC Warning: Attempt at humor!!! ****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************** Usagi sighed as she arrived at home. She had to babysit that night. She hated babysitting; the only reason she did was because she never had any money. She threw her schoolbooks on her bed and turned around to leave. "Ja ne, kaasan!" she shouted, walking out the door. She then got on the bus. She got off in front of the Capsule Corporation building. *At least I'm only watching three kids. It could be worse.* she thought to herself as she walked up to the door. Before she could knock, someone opened the door. It was a women with turquoise hair. *Geez, her hair looks just like Michiru's!* Usagi thought to herself. "Are you Usagi?" the woman asked. "Hai." Usagi answered. "Good. You got here just in time. I'm Bulma. Come in." Bulma said. Usagi entered the building just to see three hyper little kids run by, two with black hair, one with lavender. "Those three would be Gohan, Goten and Trunks. Gohan's the oldest, and Trunks is the one with purple hair." Bulma explained. "Okay." Usagi said. "Gohan! Goten! Trunks! Come here a sec!" Bulma called. The three ran back in the room. "This is Usagi. She's going to be babysitting you." "Hi." Gohan said. He seemed to be the calmest of them all. "Now, here's the number where we'll be, and we should be back by ten. They should go to bed by nine." Bulma said. "I gotta go, the others are waiting for me." "Alright." Usagi replied. "See you guys later!" Bulma said. "Ja ne, kaasan!" Trunks replied. "Bye, Bulma-san!" Gohan and Goten added. As soon as the door closed, they turned around to look at Usagi. "So, another new babysitter." Goten said. "This oughta be fun." Trunks added. "What oughta be fun?" Usagi asked. "Oh, nothing." Gohan replied. "Come on, you guys. I have a younger brother. You can't put anything past me." Usagi said. "You've never babysat anyone like us." Goten replied. The three of them promptly disappeared. "Where did you go?" Usagi asked. "Nowhere." she heard Trunks answer. However, when she looked around, she did not see them. *Where in the world did they go???* she thought to herself. Hearing banging from another room, she entered the kitchen. There, she found Goten and Trunks throwing ice cream at each other. "What are you doing???" she asked them. "We wanted to have a snowball fight." Goten answered. "But there's no snow, so we improvised with ice cream instead." Trunks added. "Enough of that." Usagi said, taking the ice cream cartons away from them and putting them back in the freezer. "Where's Gohan?" "We dunno." Trunks and Goten answered, smiling innocently. "Sure doesn't seem like it." Usagi replied. However, before she could ask again, she heard an explosion from another part of the house. She sighed, and began walking that direction. On a second thought, however, she turned around and looked at Goten and Trunks, who were still smiling. "You two are coming with me. You're not destroying the whole house." Usagi said. They both groaned. They walked right behind Usagi as they went upstairs and entered a room, where she thought she heard the explosion from. It was empty. "Gohan?" she asked. She turned around, when she noticed that Goten and Trunks weren't behind her anymore. "Goten? Trunks?" she called. No one answered her. "Oh, bloody hell." She walked back downstairs, and began searching all of the rooms. No luck whatsoever. An hour later, Usagi had searched all of the rooms in the house, and still hadn't found Goten, Trunks, or Gohan. She went back downstairs, and sat on the couch in the living room. "Great." she said to herself. "I've been here an hour and I've lost the kids." Just then, she heard a door close. *Aha. They must have gone outside.* she thought, leaving the house. When she went outside, they were all perched up in a tree. As soon as she got within range, they began throwing pine cones at her. "GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!" she yelled at them. "Okay." Gohan answered, a little too quickly. To her surprise, they didn't just climb down, they flew down. "What...You can fly???!!!" she asked, nearly shocked out of her mind. "Yup!" Trunks answered cheerily. "Wanna see what else we can do?" Before she could answer, the three demi-Saiyajins went Super Saiyajin at the same time. Usagi's jaw dropped as their hair turned gold (and in Trunks' case, stood straight up), and their eyes turned turquoise. Now Usagi was thoroughly freaked out. Enough so that she wasn't thinking straight, and did the first thing that popped into her head. "Moon Prism Power MAKE-UP!!!" she shouted, transforming into Sailor Moon. "Whoa!" Goten said. "You're Sailor Moon!" Usagi, however, wasn't listening. "Moon Twilight Flash!" she yelled, using the jewel on her tiara to reflect the moonlight at the three Super Saiyajins. "You wanna fight? We can fight, too!" Gohan said. "MASENKOU!" he shouted, throwing a ki blast at Sailor Moon. It hit her just as he, Trunks and Goten were hit by her attack. All four of them were knocked off their feet. Goten, Trunks, and Gohan went back to normal, and Sailor Moon transformed back into Usagi. "That's the first time I've ever had to do that while babysitting." She said to herself. "That was COOL!" Goten said, as he, Trunks, and Goten got back up. "Do that again, Usagi-san!" Trunks added. "No. I'm not supposed to transform in front of anyone. Don't tell who I really am, and I won't tell about your 'snowball' fight, or that little explosion Gohan caused. What did you do, anyway?" Usagi asked. "Uhh...I accidently...blew up the gravity chamber." Gohan answered. Trunks and Goten both winced. "I'm assuming that was not a good thing." Usagi said. "Let's go back inside and play a game or something. Try to be good for the next hour or two, will ya?" "Okay. You like to play video games?" Trunks asked. "Video games? I love video games!" Usagi said. "Cool! Let's go." Goten said. The three Saiyajins were relatively good the rest of the night, with only one or two minor explosions and a small war between Goten and Trunks, with Gohan occasionally joining the winning side. By ten, when Bulma arrived back home, Usagi was trying not to fall asleep. "Wow. You managed to keep them from blowing up the house! How did you do that?" Bulma asked. "Well...you have to promise to not tell anyone." Usagi said. "I promise." Bulma said. "The truth is, I had to turn into Sailor Moon to get them to calm down, and then we just played video games." Usagi answered. "You're Sailor Moon?" Bulma asked. Usagi nodded. "That would explain why the house is in one piece! My lips are sealed." "Well, I should be getting home soon. Good-bye!" Usagi said as she left. When she got home, her mom was waiting for her. "So, how was babysitting tonight?" she asked Usagi. "Oh...very interesting." Usagi replied. ****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************** So...how was it??? Can I write humor??? If I get enough reviews (HINT, HINT!) I may write a sequel. Ja ne!