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| FESTIVAL GUIDE! | |||||||||||||
| Ok here it Goes i will do it in steps | |||||||||||||
| Step One - Make Sure You Have Enough Money To Buy the Ticket And Make Sure Mum And Dad Is Awilling | |||||||||||||
| Step Two - Pick Up The Phone And Purchase Your Ticket Or Tickets, Even Use The Web And Buy Online | |||||||||||||
| Step Three - Save Up Like Hell For Spending Money! Becuase You Will Need It Trust Me | |||||||||||||
| Step Four - Make Sure That You Have Transport!, Maybe You Have a Nice Dad Or Mum Who Also Loves Rock And Roll And Can Take You In The Car, Or you Could Also Take The Train Or Even Buy A Ticket What Provide A Bus! | |||||||||||||
| Step Five - Ok You Will Need Alot Of Things When Going To A Festival, First Thing Is MONEY! Then Maybe A Tent So you Dont Have Such A Open Night And Can Call Somewhere Home For The Three Nights, Then Pack Some Toilet Roll, And The Final And Most Important Part Beer! Or Any Kind Of Alchol, They Are The Major Things Really, Oh An Some Food If You Dont Have Loads Of Spending Money As All Food Is Too Expencive For Anyone To Buy Everyday,Oh Wait And Another Thing A Damn MAP! If You Get Lost If Going On Train Or Something And Also A WATCH! | |||||||||||||
| Step Five - Hitting The Festival Itself, first thing I Would Do Is If You Are With Another Person find A Meeting Point, So If You Get Lost Just Report Back There At A Certain Time, then If You Have A Tent Pitch It In A Place Everyone Will Remember Where It Is (Try Near A Fence Or Pilla), Thats About It FOR NOW! | |||||||||||||
| Step Six - Ok If You Need the Toilet Which I Think You Will, Thats Where The Toilet Papaer Comes In, If You didnt Already Know Please And I Mean Please Cover The Whole Seat With Toilet Paper You Never Know Who Has Benn Sitting Or Pissing On It (Maybe Meztone Or Kim Ha), Then Use the Paper Well Not The Paper You Are Sitting On Of Course! Thats The Hardest Part Of The Weekend | |||||||||||||
| Step Seven - Hitting The Pit!, Here Is The Best Part Just Dont Forget As The Man Himself Said One time "GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE!" If Someone Falls Pick Them Back Up Please And If you Throw A Punch I MetalMusic.cjb.net Fans Will Be After YOU! | |||||||||||||
| Step Eight - The First Night Well And Second, If Have A Tent Get There First If There Is A Few Of You So you Can Get Some Space!, Plus This Isnt Going OT Be a Nice Night! Ok You Notice I Didnt Put Cloths In Step Five, Well The Reason Is Becuase It Will Just Takje Up Space In your Sack, But If you Want You Can Take a Spare Pair If You Want YOU WIMP!, Same Cloths For Three Days Will Do Me | |||||||||||||
| Step Nine - Is There One? Well Maybe Yes The Hardest Part Of The Festival Maybe Worse than The Toilt? Na Cant Be, Well This One Is The Part Where you Leave The Festival And Return Home To Normality :*(, Never Mind Peopel There Is Always Next Year! | |||||||||||||