| Today I spent half an hour looking for a parking spot, and I ended up haveing to park miles upon miles away from my dorm. And of course, it was raining and cold and I had to walk all the way back to my dorm, just to turn around and go to class. So I have been thinking of what to do to solve my parking problems. I think I may have come across some type of idea. It is based on one of the most important theories of man kind. The "Sea Monkey" theory. To put it in simple idiot speech, it can be summed up as add water and it will grow. I want to develop a "Sea Monkey" automobile, where all you have to do is add water and watch it grow, but see, this still poses a problem. How can you go from big "sea monkey" car back down to little "sea monkey" car? But leave that up to me. I will create a concoction which involves the shrink ray from Honey I Shrunk the Kids and that little ant from the movie (just because that ant was badass). Now there is one more problem. With everyone having these brilliant "sea monkey" cars that would mean someone can put their car anywhere which could be dangerous. I mean let's say you have your car in your front pocket and you get a drink from the water fountain. Some of it spills on you and BAM!, you are crushed by your own car, just because you were a little thirsty. That is why you will have to go to the DMV and take an additional test in order to be able to drive these "sea monkey" cars. It will be a Class S-E-X license. So in my brilliance I leave you with this: Don't stress over limited parking, because your day will come. |
