The top ten ways the Bible would have been different
if it had been written by college students:

10. The Last Supper would have been eaten the next
morning--cold.

9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five,
double-spaced, and written in a large font.

8. New edition every two years in order to limit
reselling.

7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it
wasn't cafeteria food.

6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail
to [email protected].

5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates. 

4. The place where the end of the world occurs:
Finals, not Armageddon. 

3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.

2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert
for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and
look like freshmen. 

1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and
resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until
the night before it was due and then pulled an
all-nighter.