Things you don't wnna hear in surgery

"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

"Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop."

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

"Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's
that?"

"Hand me that...uh...that, uh...thingie."

"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500cc's of this
stuff before?"

"Everybody stand back! I just lost my contact lens."

"What's this doing here?"

"That's awesome! Now, can you make his leg twitch?"

"I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."

"Well, folks, this will certainly be an experiment for
us all."

"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?"

"Anyone see where I left that scalpel?"

"Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?"

"Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing."

"Bo-Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!"