You might have read this one but there are some
interesting modifications
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce
the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the
size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images
called
'Cowkimon'
and market
them
World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so they live for 100
years, eat once a month, and
milk
themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where
they are.
You break for lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to
you.
You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine
productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the
numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk
at $0.06 per lit.
Then midway you raised the price to $0.60 or
you cut supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you
change your mind again and
now
want $1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and
they go look for milk that
comes from recycled cows.
Your two cows retire together with the PM.