If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.) | |
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) | |
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) | |
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) | |
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) | |
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.) | |
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") | |
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??) | |
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) | |
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) | |
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) | |
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.) | |
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) | |
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) | |
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) | |
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) | |
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) | |
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) | |
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >HERE'S MORE CRAZY F@C7s!!!!! (RMEBER, THIS IS ALLLLL TRUE!!!) (This letter was started on 24/04/2003 in Sydney AUS. Lets see how long we can keep it going.) - r1cHiE F@n7a5y - |