One of our orignal members has a very funny habit of making the dumbest comments that you have never heard. Here are some the funniest comments he has made that we can remember
- Tom, Jay did you know that they banned Brad Pitt's face in Vietnam
- Jay, Wasn't that a war
- Tom, Yes Jay but it is also a country.
Jay here was thinking of fishing nets but instead something else came out
- Jay, Don't dolphins get caught in tuna fish
- Lunch table,( after laughing) Do you mean fishing nets.
-Jay, right
After talking about vegetarians, Jay was determined to find one
- Jay- Hey Stef are you a vegetarian?
- Stef, ( with a hamburger in her hand) No Jay.
Jay was trying to get some at a girl's house but was denied because of this comment.
Girl's sister- My sister, made a statue of a lazy boy.
Jay- That must have taken alot of clay.
Girl's sister- after laughing, No you idiot, a person being lazy.
Jay gets lost with his mom from a ski trip in New York and it is his turn to ask for directions.
Jay- Gets out of the car and there are two cars parked there. One has a New York plate and another has a Vermont plate.
Jay- How do you get back on the Truway.
Guy- I think you turn back there.
Jay backs back in his car and his mom is laughing at him
Jay- whats so funny
His mom- you asked the guy with the Vermont, He not even from this state.
At a party Jay try to do a bad impression of a cat. Tom- Ken why cant you live in your garage.
Ken - Because there is a cat that lives in there.
Jay try to do his impression- ( angry meohs so say that it your head) meoh, meoh, meoh, get out you mofo.
Tom- Jay since when do cats same mofo when they get angry.
Jay- laughing, i dont know.
