[ Dear Hareton ]
the importance of being earnest
and avoiding Heathcliff
at all costs
ensures you Retain Your Property
and the right to tell him
�Shut up.�
Because, you know how to spell it
and read your name above your door
so you Don�t fall in love
with forlorn first cousins,
screw up your family tree
eventually weirding out
seventeen and eighteen year old randoms
who chose not to damn the curate
and as a reward
ended up being forced
to read about you
instead.