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Col. Snoochie Boochies is the Scheduler for the Richard M. Nixon Tennis and Debate Club. Her duties include, but are not limited to: scheduling tennis matches, trying to lay on the bed without the infamous enemy combatant Rodham-Stoermer discovering her, licking her ass, and playing with a slobbery tennis ball. In her spare time she enjoys being stoned and eating holy nuggets from the shrine of B'hai, which are known for their hallucinogenic properties. This little habit of hers may account for the club's lack of any calender or coherent schedule. |
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