Oranges Don't Surf.
Orange Coast Chapter
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
The Orange Coast Chapter is now closed!
The Richard M. Nixon Tennis and Debate has announced our mission in Orange County is now complete and the Orange Coast Chapter is closed as of 1 August, 2004. Matters more pressing have drawn our attention elsewhere and as we have succeeded in furthering the goals of Nixon Tennis we will now leave this festering capitalist cesspool to collapse under the sheer weight of its own ass.

Facts about Orange County:
Population: 2,939,547 (2002 estimate)
Incorporated: 1889
Average Home Cost: $461,000
Median Income: $71,200 per annum
Famous Orange Countians: Richard M. Nixon, No Doubt, The Offspring, Will Farrell, B-1 Bob Dornan, Jason Lee
Random Fact: A show named after this wretched place is in fact the best show on TV right now..."The OC" on Fascist Fox Broadcasting
Party Registration: 48.86% Republican, 31.87% Democrat
Orange County Links
No Doubt Official Site
City of Newport Beach
Sunkist Oranges
The Richard M. Nixon Library and Birthplace
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