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| Nixon Tennis Club in Shambles; Massivc Reorganization Underway 12/10/2004 Yucca Valley, CA - The Richard M. Nixon Tennis and Debate Club has fallen into disrepair, but fear not comrades, plans for a massive reorganization are underway! By the end of 2004 a select committee led by Chairman-Emeritus Napientek will unveil a new five year plan for Nixon Tennis. The Orange Coast Chapter has accomplished its two year mission to further the ideals of Nixon Tennis in California's Orange County and has closed its doors. Additionally, our East Asia chapter has closed and its director, Eric Verner has returned to the once free United States. In the coming months you will see changes in the Club which are only a harbinger of greater changes to be unveiled later in the year. Chaos has reigned as our illustrious club slept. The Republicans have seized the California governorship in a bloodless coup, the capitalist dogs of the Yucca Valley Tennis Club have strengthened their chokehold on the courts, and REM has released their worst album to date. Fear not, help is on the way!!! |