"I can't believe that our esteemed Information Minister harbours any feelings of sexism. This was most likely just a poorly thought-out plan of action. In the future, I hope he consults the rest of the club before acting so rashly, "stated Ms. Von Mueller-Rodham-Stoermer concerning I.M. Napientek's apparant attempt to use her as a bartering tool for negotiations with the Axis of Ass. "It's clear that this Napientek Minister type is a pig-dog sexist," stated treasonous infidel Jeremyah Rodham-Stoermer, "I would not accept a woman as a price for peace, even if she does cook me lasagna."
The political error in discussion was I.M. Napientek's attempt to marry off the esteemed President Von Mueller-Rodham-Stoermer to Axis of Ass affiliate, Jeremyah Dean Rodham-Stoermer. "I told him I wasn't going to marry anyone yet, especially a shiftless, black-hearted terrorist like J. Rodham-Stoermer, enemy combatant. He tried to twist my arm by sending us a damn wedding card!" Ms. Von Mueller-Rodham-Stoermer said in interview with Colonel Boochies. Boochies comment was, "Our HomeCourt Security Act will strictly prohibit Nixon officials from marrying terrorists."
Napientek was not available for comment. |
