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| Yucca Valley - The Richard M. Nixon Tennis and Debate Club has passed Resolution 004. The resolution which passed by a vote of 4-0 elevates Ms. Von Mueller-Rodham-Stoermer to the club Chairmanship/Presidency. Current Chairman Brad Napientek will be stepping aside to oversee the newly created Ministry of Information. Additionally, Mr. Rodham-Stoermer has been promoted to full Mascot, and the vice-Presidency has been eliminated. Current vice-President Mr. Verner will assume a new role of vice-Mascot for the East Asia Sector. The resolution also condemns Denny's restaurant and Donald Rumsfeld for their crimes against humanity. |