| After performing her duties as Keymaster, Equipment Manager, and acting Chair of the High Desert Chapter, Ms. Von Mueller-Rodham-Stoermer was appointed to club president following the resignation of the Esteemed Brad J. P. Napientek. Ms. Von Mueller-Rodham-Stoermer's career as an underpaid ass-wiper for a non-profit organization borders on charity and her history *appears* to be free of scandal. Her experience as ambassador to the sects of the dark-hearted Jeremyah Dean Rodham-Stoermer makes her an ideal choice to lead the club through these dark times and into a bright future of selective democracy and blind, giddy flag-waving. |
