ABOUT US
Mission Statement:  To support, defend and play tennis, show that the world really was out to get Nixon, and expose Bobby Kennedy for the degenerate bastard that he really was.*








*Official statement as set forth by our esteemed Executive Chairman on 11-27-02
Why Nixon?
If you need to ask, you need to leave. 

To learn more about Richard M. Nixon, beloved 37th president, click here.
Little Known Facts
About the Richard M. Nixon Tennis and Debate Club
1.  Has taken a firm political stance against usage of the words "hella", "wicked cool" and "crescent fresh".

2.  Is predominantly populated by treehugging democrats.

3.  Has faced numerous encounters with anti-semiticism in the community, as it's founding member population is 2/3 jewish.

4.  Is one of the few multi-national organizations NOT owned or impacted by organized religion.

5.  Was among the very first to speak out against goths, the Yucca Valley Tennis Club, Denny's, Dave Matthews Band, and Heather Bliss.

6.  Prefers Wilson tennis balls.
Our Goals
1.  Play tennis.

2.  Defend Nixon.

3.  Expose that creep Bobby Kennedy.

4.  Drive the Yucca Valley Tennis Club into the sea.

5.  Banish Penn tennis balls into the land of wind and ghosts.

6.  Make bizarre connections between the game of tennis and our illustrious 37th president.

7.  Put a stop to shiftlessness and the negative impact it has on the reputation of laziness.
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