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| Quatre's Denials: |
| NB Man: If you're new to the Shitty Interview Theater, then, I must introduce myself to you. I am the underpaid, talented blah- NB: *hisses* Shut your trap. We didn't pay you to say such bull-shit! Get on with the damn interview. NB Man: See?! I don't get no respect too! *whines* A few hours later: Nb Man: Okay, okay. I'm done with my crying, you insensitive freaks!! Dammit..oh yeah, here today, folks, we are going to visit the pretty, but male ex-GW pilot, Quatre!! We're here, right now in front of his sprawling mansion. *mutters* Freaking rich white people. Cameraman: *rings doorbell* Quatre: Yo. What's up? Nb Man: Umm...shouldn't you be wearing your pants? And what's up with that hippie look? Quatre: Hm? *looks down* Neh, man. Like, you know, the whole world's free to look at a fine peice of my ass and the hippie look is my way of expressing how I fuckin hate this cruel world. Cameraman: Somehow, this doesn't seem like the real Quatre..*enters house* (fumes of what suspiciously smells like weed passes by) Nb Man: Woah. *steps over a bunch of hippies dazed on the floor* If they weren't so stinky, I'd screw them like that. *snaps fingers* Quatre: Yeah. So, what's the interview about? Nb Man: We heard rumors that you were gay... Quatre: Gay? You mean like happy? Cameraman: *passes the joint back to the hippie snickering* Funny shit. Quatre: What does it matter that I'm gay? Nb Man: Umm.. Quatre: Do you even care?!! Nb Man: Err.. Quatre: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE OR I'LL CALL MY BOY-FRIEND TO CHOP YOUR DICK AND STUFF IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!! Nb Man: Aaaaah!!! *runs out of the house* Outside the scary man's house: Nb Man: Holy mother of God!! *pants* *wheezes* *pants* Where the hell is my cameraman?!! Meanwhile: [Cameraman is following Quatre up the stairs to a room.] Voice from inside the room: Quatre, honey? Is that you? Quatre: Yes, darling. Sorry about the interruptance. Some idiot showed up with his cameraman asking whether or not I was gay. Voice: What did you say? [Cameraman peers into the room] Quatre: *snickers* I told him to get the hell out of the house or I'll call you to kick his ass. Voice: Ha ha ha!! |
| Cameraman: Oh, good lord this is worth millions!!! *starts clicking* |
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| a.k.a: Pointless crap |
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