| Interview with the vampi..slut |
| We managed to get an interview with the ex-member of the Gundam crew after following him and living in front of his house, in chance of taking down his words. Why? Coz there's rumors that Heero's a ho! And we want to find out if that is true..only one person is brave enough to go near crazy hot-bitches like Heero. And that person is Nb man. The illegal dumbass desperate for yaoi and less than minimum wages. Heero: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. Nb man: And here he is boys and girls! The deadly but all too lovely Heero Yuy of Gundam Wing!! Cameraman: *shakes head mumbling as Heero grabs a nearby toilet plunger* We're in the shower, boss. Isn't the setting..too..um..personal? *hint hint* Nb man: ha ha. IC man! No problemo! He's got the same plumbing as me! Camerman: *grumbles* Pervertic fruit. Heero: Hasn't your momma ever told you to give a guy some space?! Let me at least get my clothes! (waving toilet plunger widly) Nb Man: Che Thinks he's too good to let us see his small dick..(complain, complain. Leaves.) Cameraman: Yah. Who in hell does he think he is? (Leaves but aims his camera at Heero still nakie) Heero: Aaahhh!! Camerama: Heh heh. Great pic for my collection. After a while.. NB man: What's taking so long, lah? I just have one life to live. No need to look pretty! Heero: (comes out of the bathroom) I'm ready for any necessary means to suing your ass! (glares at the cameraman) And I demand my picture back! How dare you! Nb man: Eer..can we please change the subject? I promise to give you your picture back if you can answer the questions. Heero: *sitting down* Okay. Nb man: So..Heero. IS that really your name? Okay. Nevermind, lah. Not enough time to go back to hell.. how do you feel about your life? Heero: Well, I killed that guy with the long hair so I'm pretty pleased with myself for taking out that annoying little crap. Duo's probably dead so I'm good about that, Trowa's probably killing himself too..Wufei killed Treize which earns him some sleeping points.. I tied Relena to a stake and watched her burn in agony and Quatre's coming over at 5:00 so you better get out and let me screw his brains out. Nb man: Aha! So the rumors were true! Heero, you are really a slut! Wasn't it true that you were screwed by almost everyone in the cast of Gundam Wing?!! Even with Duo! Heero: NO. Nb man: *still going on* And even with Relena for God's sake!! Why?!! What were you thinking? And Treize Kushrenada, are you that desperate for hot lovin? Heero: ....so what if I was sleeping with the enemy. It makes life more interesting, don't u think? And I wouldn't stoop so low to even let Duo touch me. *shudders* Disgusting. Nb man: *scribbles furiously* U don't seem to have a business card with you, somehow? Heero: Sure, it's over there by the bed-side table..Hey!! (Nb man rushes over to get the Heero Business Card): |
| W H Y R Y O U G A Y ? |
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| Ready to Dream? |
| I'm hot. I'm ready. I'm sex. |
| You know you want me. |
| CALL: 1-900-SCREWME-OVER |
| Nb Man/Cameraman: Gaaah.... Heero: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!! INTERVIEW OVER!! Nb Man: Okay, expect a call from me real soon, babeh! Thanks for the inteviewcan'twaittofuckyourbrainsoutbaibai!! (runs out with the cm fast on his heels still clutching the card dreamily) Heero: Hey!! You bitches!! You still didn't give my pic back!! NAH!! KILL KILL DIE DIE!! Quatre: *arrives holding a bunch of flowers in his hand* What's happening, boy-toy? Heero: Nothing. Hey, your time's almost up. We got to do it before Zechs comes by. |
| *Closes Door* |
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