1. Why...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink?
2. Why...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
3. Why...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
4. Why...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
5. Why...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
6. Why....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
7. I know Why...we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Why men can�t watch TV without the remote in their hands?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Doesn�t is bother you that what Doctors do for a living is called �practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
