here r some medical terms,donno yet ? ? ? learn now..............
Anti-body  --Against everyone
Artery--  The study of fine paintings
Bacteria-- The back door of a cafeteria
Barium--  What you do after CPR fails
Benign--  What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
Bowel--  A letter like A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y
Cesaerean section--  A district in Rome
Cardiac arrest--  Taken into custody after stealing a coupe deville
Cardiology--  Advance study of poker playing
CAT Scan--  Searching for the kitty
Cauterize--  To make eye contact with a woman
Charlie Horse--  A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
Colic--  A sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital--  Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Dilate  --To live long
Enema--  Not a friend
Fester--  Uncle
Fibula --  What you wear cutting grass
Genital--  Not a Jew
G.I. Series--  A baseball game between teams of soldiers
Hangnail -- A coat hook
Hemorrhoid -- A male alien from outerspace
Herpes  --What a woman does when we stop at a rest area
Hormones--  What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
Impotent--  Distinguished, well known
Labor pain--  Getting hurt at work
Medical staff -- A doctor's cane
Minor operation--  Coal digging
Morbid  --A higher offer
Nitrates-  Cheaper than the day rates
Node -- Was aware of
Organic--  An organ work repairman
Outpatient--  A patient who has fainted
Pap smear--  A fatherhood test
Paralyze--  Two far fetched stories
Pelvis  --A cousin of Elvis
Pharmacist -- A person who makes living in agriculture
Post-operative -- A letter carrier
Protein  --In favor of young people
Recovery room--  Where they do upholstery
Rectum--  Dang near killed 'em
Scalpel -- What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
Secretion -- Hiding something
Seizure -- A Roman emperor
Tablet--  A small table
Terminal illness--  Getting sick at the airport
Tumor  --An extra pair
Urine--  The opposite of "you are out"
Vericose--  Nearby
Vein--  Conceited
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