| what is sex of ur computer ? once there was a discussion in a class about sex of a computer. intelligent teacher split the class into two (boys ang gals).and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine r feminine. both groups r required to give 4 reasons for their recommendation. the boys group decided that the computers should b of feminine gender. bcoz 1.no one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2.the native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3.even the smallest mistakes are stored in longterm memory for possible retrieval. 4.as soon as u make a commitment to one, u find urself spending half ur paycheck on accessories for it. the gals group however decided that computers should b masculine. bcoz 1.in order to get their attention u have to turn them on. 2.they have a lot of data but they r still clueless. 3.they r supposed to help u solve problems,but half the time they ARE the problem. 4.as soon as u commit to one,u realise that if you'd waited a little longer,u could have gotten a better model. "the gals won" heights height of isolation ? two persons sitting side by side using e-mails to communicate with each other. height of cowardice ? two persons fighing thru e-mails. height of loneliness ? receiving no e-mails for a week. height of frustation ? the e-mail server being down. height of carelessness ? writing a love mail and doing a "send to all ". height of achievement ? a person sending e-mail to a girl wanting to bcome friends and getting a reply. |