| "Your film is like a bacon sandwich!" ~ Seb "The automatic doors are as slow as the students first thing in the morning too," ~ Andy "OOO what a late one..." ~ Ben "I believe I am Michael Jackson." ~ Seb "Sometimes I feel like i'm Elvis reincarnated. Uh Huh." ~ Ben "I'll give her hair of the dog!" ~ Seb "Optimus Prime has a magnetic arse!" ~ Seb "I get so happy when I forget, then realise I smoke!" ~ Seb "Have some Guinness for your anaemia!" ~ Seb "I look like a dinosaur." ~ Seb "Ah man, we had a 'moment'. We were inside eachother's heads!" ~ Seb "Oh sorry, I just dribbled didn't I?" ~ Seb "Don't ever touch the hair." ~ Ben "I know i'm an arrogant bastard." ~ Ben "Up for some cheesy chips?" ~ James "Yay!!!!!! We won back a quid on the Who Wants To be A Millionaire quiz game!" ~ Seb "Alright, Tilly darling!" ~ Luke "Sorry i'm late. I was gonna wake Luke up but realised I couldn't be bothered." ~ Seb "Then, Lionel Richie's cindered moustache reformed the Commodores!" ~ Rob "I'm moving here. I want to see the screen and not Andre's pointy head." ~ Tom "The carpark is the size of a tablespoon. And Xanthe is still a hideous bitch." ~ Melody "Steve Shitman, I mean, Littman. Look at his beer gut in proportion to his body. He isn't meant to be that size. WHAT does he drink?" ~ Mark "Everything." ~ Dave "Did everyone really hear me call Andre a prick? Ah well, im gonna get up there and just say to everything: 'I disagree' or 'no'. ~ John "Our film is the bollocks!" ~ Seb "I asked the tattooist for a Unicorn, and all she had was a pink pony." ~ Andy "Germs move? Are you SERIOUS!?" ~ Seb |
| Uni Quotes ~ Year 1 |
| DSA Crew |