| Perv Hunting - Made Easy! |
| Just What Is Perv Hunting? Perv hunting is also known as idiot hunting. Kayleigh and I have been perv hunting for over two years now, and it has been such an enjoyable experience. Our mission is to find as many pervy people as possible and annoy them. |
| Where Can I Find These Pervs You Speak Of? MSN chat is the place for beginners. The teen chat room is a good place to start.This is known as 'GrapevineExpresso' After a few months it is possible to advance into the romance rooms, known as 'Grapevine Edge' Occasionally you can get a perv in the AOL chat, but theyre usually quite boring and wont send you any photos of themselves. |
| * Never ever give out your phone number - always give them another pervs phone number, an ex boyfriend's or a lonely idiot's number that you got talking to and felt sorry for. *Hunt in packs - this is much more entertaining, and makes the conversation 100 times funnier.You also wont be as shy and your stories will gradually grow and grow over time. *Pervs get bored easily. Just talking to you isn't just enough for some of them. keep them entertained by adding new members to the pack - usually male with a pretend name. *Fake pics are quite essential. Hot or Not is a good site to get some pics of people you can send to the pervs pretending to be you. *Locations - always think of this before perv hunting. It's good to tell them kind of the area you live, so then if they ask you about the place they know you aren't lying. And if they know the place well, it will be fun arranging to meet them and not actually turning up. *Pervs tend to use a lot of winky smilies. Keep using them back, it will really piss them off. *The other half - this is better when idiot hunting. Pretend you have boyfriend troubles and they will never leave your side. They'll want to know absolutely everything happening just incase you become single and they have a chance with you. *Save MSN convos for later dates. You'll regret it if you don't. Theyre great fun to read back on. *Get a fake name and identity. Not too masculine, and not too feminine. The perv wont be able to spell anyway, so you can shout at them for spelling your name wrong. *When you arrange to meet a perv, for christ's sake, don't actually turn up. Make sure the meet is arranged very well - clothes, place, etc... If you want to continue talking to the perv after standing him up, then in the evening when you're both on MSN again, shout at them for not turning up. Act like youre really upset and arrange to meet again.... repeat until perv blocks you. *When giving out a phone number, make sure its always a males number. Pervs love phoning people as they all have contract phones and are willing to chat for hours. When they whinge about a male being on the other end, and get all arsey with you, say 'Oh no! my brother answered my phone!" and make the perv ring again. If theyre stupid enough to ring again, keep using that excuse til they block you. *If they ring a number youve given out, and the person doesn't answer the phone, say that you forgot your phone is upstairs. Tell them to try again tomorrow as you've hurt your leg and can't get upstairs very quickly. |
| To be a professional perv hunter, there are some things you must know and learn. It isn't very easy to be a perv hunter, but within time, you'll be able to spot real pervs, and fakers who are really 14 and haven't hit puberty. Sometimes there aren't many things to do online so a good old traditional perv hunt may be what you're looking for!This page has been created to benefit everybody out there who want to find a good old perv! |
| Some rules you MUST stick to |