| ~Kayleigh!~ |
| I'm now going to tell you about one of my best friends ever, Kayleigh. Well we both met on The Offspring BBS where we both decided to kidnap The Offspring and take them to an island and procreate with them. This plan really didn't get off the ground, but we were the founders of the BBS Psychos & we were also voted the 'Hottest BBS Members' |
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| Perverts are a favourite thing of ours, we hunt them, be nice to them then attack them by giving them other pervs phone numbers and wrong house addresses.. wow, we really should be detectives with our skills! We have also been pierced, tattooed and married (to Simon!) together and we also have many extremely amazing rock star boyfriends* *not really, well, they do exist they're just not our boyfriends. |
| We both have many similar interests. We are fantastic writers, great artists in paint and are also very convincing liars. We also have the ability of being the worst rock band stalkers ever. We waited outside Wembley for Blink182 for 4 hours and I don't think we even saw them. There's always a next time... We also are very creative in our thoughts, and have made up fabulous stories and have met many weird people. Mainly from the net, but that's not huge shock really. |
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| Soon, here will be a lovely photo of Kayleigh and John. |
| We also have to text eachother whenever we see an AFI, Blink 182, GreenDay, Papa Roach, Offspring or Cure video comes on TV. Or if John comes online. Or if we see someone in the street who looks like a rock star we fancy. |