| Simon wished to look just like Stick Nose from Slipknot! The genie twiddled his thing and Simon had a massive nose like Pinocchio, Darren thought it looked like a vibrator... Simon had his wish and was happy. Now it was Darren's turn. He wished he could have sex. The genie said although he had great powers, they weren't THAT good... The genie told Darren to think again for a wish. He then asked for a new mobile. The genie also refused this wish. He was lethal with his mobile... all those poor girls he stalked...Darren wished he could be a girl so he could see some real boobs! The wish was granted... But he was a flat chested, ugly girl. He looked like a hybrid of Alice Punka and Martha... Darren went deep into the cave to inspect his new tits. Next it was the ever-growing Mizua's wish. She was growing so fast she looked 7 years old now. She wished that she could have a real family, not ugly Darren and Simon. The genie started crying... he felt sorry for the poor child. He boxed her up and sent her to Higgins. She was very happy with Higgins and his yellow shoes and he decided to change her name to Christina!! She was very happy with this. As the days went by she grew older and older. by then end of the week she was at least 100yrs old. She was very wrinkly and ugly. Higgins decided he didn't want her anymore, and tied her to a seagull�s back and made it fly away, over the hills and far away they went. The seagull tried to land and accidently impaled itself on Simon�s new nose. Christina saw Simon and burst into tears. She was so upset that she had to live with him and Darren again. 'MIZUA! ELLO, MEMBER ME, SIMNON', he cried. Then Darren the tranny came over and tried to breastfeed Christina with his new set of tits. Christina was horrified she had to go anywhere near Darren's body, and had a heart attack. It wasn�t a very nice funeral. Simon insisted on skating in the graveyard.. thus attracting more pervs with his young boyish looks. Darren wore a low cut, short dress. He attracted even more pervs. He looked the attention so much he decided to strip and shake about... very erm.. revolting. Then Kayleigh and Natalie came along and began stabbing Darren (or Darris as he was now called) and Simon with big sharp sticks.! The pervs started to attack Kay and Nat. They screamed. Loudly. And then Billy Corgan came back to rescue them in his ice cream van! Then davey came along on his scooter.. both guys were wearing make up, which really didn�t help around a fraternity of pervs...Since Davey really looked like a girl, they gathered around him saying they wanted to fill him with cum... Darris got upset that Davey was stealing all his attention and tried to attack him. Billy grabbed hi guitar and whacked Darris over the head. Yay! Then Nat and Kay jumped on the van with Davey and headed off into the sunset... They hadn't noticed Simon hanging onto the back of the van mizuing along� He crawled into the van and started pulling Billy's hair. Then Mark was jogging along naked.. rawr... and Davey knocked him over? Was he dead? Nooo Dr Mozzy and Nurse Stevie was there! They brought him back to life quickly, and Nat gave him a kiss 'to make him better' But Simon was still attacking Billy� she could either have sex with Mark in the van or save Billy... hmm Why not have sex and save him at the same time! She knew she had to save Billy, since he had saved her... She left Mark in the road and started biting Simon, risking the chance of getting rabies, but she didn�t care! She bit Simon's nose off and he started to cry so she quickly replaced it with a Cadburys flake and threw him out the van. They rescued Mark and drove along singing all happy like they do in the 'Today' video... Billy started singing, so they all decided to paint the van! What a fun day... But, wait, what was that...? Clinging to the roof... It was Darris! They grabbed the paint and started painting him/her... well they thought it was Darris.... But it turned out to be... Mark Miller! He had stole Darris' clothes! Why? Who knows... but he was very ugly too!! Then Simon came back so they painted his face like the clown from slipknot... Billy started singing again and they drove off... trying to run over Mark. It was such a happy day, they decided to paint eachother and the van. Kayleigh and Davey decided they wanted to 'paint' the inside of the van, so they threw Nat, Billy and Mark into the street. They decided to continue singing to drown out the noises Kay and Davey were making. The van looked pretty... They decided they should tour the world in it saving people from pervs (a bit like scooby doo!) OMG! What a great idea! They dressed up in stupid 70's clothes and went to the pet shop to buy a scooby doo like creature to accompany them! They bought a little chihuahua and called it Mizua, in honour of the poor kid/old lady. First stop was to pick up supplies from their house. They couldn�t live on ice cream forever. Well they could but they needed toothpaste. They went back to Nat and Kay's house to see Darris in the doorway waiting for them! eek! Darris was naked. They all closed their eyes and counted to 3 and hoped it would be gone. But, damn, it had just got closer to them! It was growing like Simons nose! They all shoved past Darris and ran inside to collect things. When they got back to the front door they couldn't get out because Darris' ass was blocking the way! It still had pieces of cornetto up it... it had already been there a week... They were trapped, shit... maybe if they all sang something he'd move.. they tried... They sang Blink, AFI and Smashing Pumkin's song they knew, and Darris finally moved when Davey sang a song about a sex change, 'Rolling Balls'! He fell to the ground and lay there all numb. As they carpet over him he grabbed their legs and he wrestled them to the ground! Billy started singing Ava Adore... Darris found the word Whore in the song funny, so he sat on the doorstep thinking of words that rhymed with it... door...floor...3 sum??? They all ran onto the van and drove away. |
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