| It looked like a gremlin. Tom came out and saw his new baby sister. He called her baby YASDA after his favourite place in the whole world. He went and fetched her the Royce family potato sack to be christened in. It was a tradition for the Royce family to be put in a sack and be fed jammy dodgers. But Darren married Mrs. Royce, so she was now Mrs. Royce-Seymour. And Tom had a stepdad!! He decided he had to go and do manly things with his dad. They went into the woods for fun - the usual fishing, camping, making porn films etc... It was so much fun. Tom loved his new dad. A bit too much. They decided to get married and live in the woods together, luring people there to their den. Tom would attract them.. Err. Somehow. He put on a nice pink dress and danced around... It attracted some police and a nice guy from the mental institution. The institution was a nice place. Full of lots of people like Tom. They sat round making finger puppets from socks, and painting eggcups. Tom got to share a room with a nice man named Sheila. Sheila would lovingly stroke Tom to sleep whilst singing songs from musicals. Tom was so happy, but he needed the ultimate accessory� a pet. The institute let Tom choose his pet. He could have a tortoise, or an egg. He chose the tortoise which he called Tom, but he secretly wanted that egg... he hatched a plan� One night, he would make the tortoise sneak out of the room, get the egg, tie it to its back, and bring it back for him... The tortoise escaped down the stairs and was never seen again. Tom began hallucinating. He saw all his past loves drifting before his eyes, and laughing at him. He needed to escape... he wanted to be back at ASDA and see his sister YASDA. He got his faithful old ASDA spoon and started digging his way out. Nobody noticed him escape. He was so boring they didn�t realise his existence. Soon he was free and broke into ASDA. Then he went home and saw his mum and Darren - in his bed! They were making weird animal noises. He started to cry. He didn't notice. YASDA was in the kitchen with Tom�s dad eating dog food. It was brown...it reminded him of the good old days... he shared it with them. YASDA looked so pretty. She was 17 now. Tom loved her so much he married her. She had bad vision like her dad. Tom had been married so many times. This had to work out. Tom didn�t have sex with her though, he didn�t know how... so he watched Darren�s films over and over to get an idea. First he had to take off his clothes... that was easy enough. But how could he make YASDA do the same? It was useless. YASDA might look thick, but she was just as clever as her brother big baby was. She stole Tom's clothes and threw them out the window. So Tom had to dress up on his mums clothes. Darren came in and saw him. With his bad vision he thought it was Mrs. Royce. He jumped on Tom... Tom screamed... Darren was excited... and they started having some 'fun'... when Mrs. Royce came in� |
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