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This was the perfect time for the face transplant. Doctor Stevie wheeled in with a tube of glue. Gareth started filming Stevie�s wheels as he began the operation... It was a hard one... take at least 2 minutes.
The hardest operation he had to do before was stick a needle in someones eye. This was tough...
He applied a bit of glue on the edges of Tom�s face... he didn't put any in the middle. He couldn't waste it. After a few minutes the glue was dry. Tom woke up but his face was glued to Stevie�s wheels!!! Stevie wheeled about trying to scrape Tom off. Nothing really happened, it just stretched his face and left tyre marks on it. Stevie got his scissors and cut off the bit that was stuck to his wheels. Tom didn�t have a nose now.

Tom woke up still wearing a stupid red t-shirt with holes, black jeans and bedsocks. He looked at Neal. Neal smiled. "You want us to have sex, don�t you?!" Tom accused before running out the room.
Neal followed him screaming "yes, please Darren!".
Darren woke up and was upset with his new disfigured boring Tom face. He knew someone who had an extra long nose, he could probably spare a bit. He wrote to the Slipknot fan club.
Chris the seagull delivered the letter, and Simon skated back with the new nose, he stapled it on. Darren looked bloody fantastic! So fantastic he wanted to have sex with himself... After all, he is the Cum King
He spent all day playing with his new nose... speeding after girls in Tom�s trolley, poking them with it. He knew they loved it, even if they ran away screaming

Gary and James sat alone by the top of the beanstalk. Should they climb down and live in the real world? Or should they stay in Neal�s castle? They climbed down a bit, but they were scared if they left someone would chop the beanstalk down and what if their girlfriends were up there? The beanstalk started shaking... they were going to fall! James took his bondage trousers off and tied them to the edge of the cliff where they lowered themselves down into Tom�s garden. Mr. Royce was mowing the lawn, and accidentally hacked the beanstalk down! It crashed into the house, spreading brown stuff all over the street. Tom's mum came running out just before the house set on fire. Gary and James stood next to eachother with their dopey eyes and mongo faces. They held hands, nothing could part them!!!

Naz and Kay were driving down the street with Ken and Matt and saw the fire. They stopped and stared... what was that in the sky?? Darren flew out of the beanstalk in Tom�s old magic trolley. He wanted to test out his new face, even if it was Tom�s. He was just about to land when he crashed into the ball of fire. He crawled out... the glue begun to melt! All four of them screamed when they saw it was Tom�s face on a stupid lanky Darren body. "I recognise that Adidas jumper!" Naz shouted! She tried to run away but fell over Gary. He thought she was trying to take his virginity. He laughed with delight! Kay kicked Gary but she was stuck to bondage boy! Ken and Matt found it really funny until James and Gary got naked and tried to tick the girls. They got in the car and ran them over, but Darren was glued to the car!!! His face got even more disfigured, and he slowed the car down enough for James and Gary to move out the way. Gary and James grabbed Naz and Kay. Darren then got stuck to Gary�s leg. The trolley was still stuck to Darren. The trolley began flying back up to Neal�s castle! Luckily the car was also stuck to Darren. They all flew up into the sky!

Everyone landed in a big heap and all the guys got excited... Darren started to poke people with his nose it see if they were okay. Gary and James were unconscious, and Darren was glued to pretty much everything around him since the landing caused his face to explode a bit. Kay, Naz, Ken and Matt walked up to the castle. A TV was showing Gareth�s video, they could just see a bit of the operation� well, kind of. Was Gareth in trouble? Had Neal eaten him? They pulled Darren�s face off, and used his nose to poke around in the rubble to look for Gareth... they found a pair of twisted glasses lying there.

A groaning noise was heard. They moved the rubble and found a mangled up wheelchair, some rollerblades and the video camera. Where was everyone? They dug around some more... Stevie was there. He said to leave him there and find the others. They needed help more then he did... then a seagull came along and pecked his eyes out. They saw the hole in the floor, urine dripped from everywhere. As they peered over, something grabbed Naz and Kay and they were dragged into a room and locked up! Ken and Matt stood there again. They felt a bit left out actually. Kay and Naz looked about and saw Gareth in the corner. "I�ve seen some bad things!" he murmured as he rocked gently. They tried to ask Gareth what he had seen and he just kept saying 'floor. ceiling. wall', so they left him there.

The door then flew open, the guys had used Darren�s nose to pick the lock. They then heard 'heeee heee' giggling noises. They followed and saw Neal bouncing around with Tom on his big hairy bed. He still thought it was Darren! But no, it was boring Tom with his bedsocks. They didn't know what to do, so they asked if they would do anything to help.
"You want us to have sex, dont you?" Tom said as he tried to run away again. Neal wasn�t letting him go that easy! "I'll do it, meeeeee!" Gary said as he hobbled in covered in face glue. Neal thought this was hot cum and got very excited.
Neal stole Darren's line and asked Gary if he wanted a cup of hot cum. Gary said yes, he would like to discuss ticking over a nice big glass. But Gary still wanted Naz... Matt grabbed Gary and stabbed him with the sticknose. Before they knew it, the room was filled with so many people... They were surrounded! All four of them huddled up... but then Gareth came in filming with Stevie! Stevie had found some new eyes somewhere, and Gareth seemed a bit happier. He said he had watched the tape over again and realised that everyone needed to talk everything over. Except Darren, who should kill himself.

So Tom, Darren, Neal, Simon, Gareth, Stevie, Gary, James, Naz, Kay, Ken and Matt sat down for a meeting and decided what should happen. The castle was really nice, everyone wanted to live there!
They decided to split it up into sections. Naz, Kay, Ken and Matt would have the nice bit and everyone else could live in the basement. That was very fair. But Tom couldn�t help looking in the mirror and seeing Darren�s face... It was just... so... expressive! It did things he had never seen before! It could even blink, Tom had never experienced that before.
He pulled lots of different faces... he smiled, stuck his tongue out, smiled, stuck his tongue out. God, he was sexy. Darren didn�t like his new face, well, what was left of it. Stevie glued pieces back on, it was no use, his face was still ugly. Neal had to be chained to the wall, he was going mad without sex, he kept talking about these 'people of the net'. Who were these people? They asked him to explain more. He said they were nice people who loved him. He said they went �pubing� with him all the time.

The next morning there was a knock at the door, Simon the slave opened it to see a police officer at the door. His name was Doofy and he wanted to know who was streaking late at night... they could be seen from the earth below and everyone thought it was aliens.Simon said Doofy had better come in and collect evidence. He skated off really fast to the basement, but Doofy followed the trail of dribble and found his way there. He called for back up as soon as he got there. He saw Gareth�s video playing�. This was weird... Doofy was scared and his back up arrived. The hoover....
The hoover went around sucking everything up. It was so powerful it was sucking in Tom's and Darren's faces. Stevie should have used more glue, dammit. They went upstairs to ask if they could borrow a bit of sellotape so it would stick better. Kay told them to piss off. The whole gang sulked back downstairs. What could they use? They looked at Neal... maybe he could use his cum to glue it! Afterall, earlier that day he had bonded himself to ceiling.
He asked Gary to help 'milk' him... he promised to tell him what ticking was if he did. Gary milked for ages, then his cum was ready... Tom and Darren had their faces back, yay! The gang wanted a party, Doofy wanted to come too! They said Doofy could come, as long as he destroyed the evidence. So he threw his hoover away, and while it was a bit sad, he knew he would make lots of great friends.

While the rest were upstairs they all had a party of hot cum and left over cheesy biscuits Gareth had found in his camera case. They were having so much fun, Tom was obviously life and soul of the party....
He had gained lots of confidence since having his sexy new face. He asked Doofy to dance.
Doofy was still mourning over his hoover, he loved it so much. Doofy started dancing and the world seemed a happier place up here. Down in the real world he was teased for being different, but up in the castle everyone was different, they were all friends. He had drank so much hot cum, and he started to need the toilet. He asked for directions, and was directed to the corner. He supposed if he was going to live in this amazing place, he would adopt the culture. Meanwhile, upstairs the gang were also having fun. They decided to build a machine to use on the people downstairs. They stuck lots of spiky bits on, and pictures from just 17, and when you pressed the button Busted would play. They carefully wheeled it into the basement, nobody noticed they were all drinking hot cum and playing 'pin the tail on donkey Darren'. Busted started playing and they all got up and danced and danced! The machine killed them all and they lived happily ever after!