| Using his magical powers he had levitated them and left them on the ceiling. And then he had crawled away. Surely, someone had to notice... or not... Their voices were blocked... this was terrible! Only Tom could save them with his ASDA kitchen foil, which would reflect the disco lights and blow the ceiling up... but could they trust him? He still loved Naz, and maybe she would make babies with him if he let them down... he slowly reached for the foil. Darren tried to stop Tom... he had a great view up their skirts from there. Tom was good really; he had to help them! The lights blew up and Naz and Kay fell to the floor... were they dead? No! Mark and Davey brought them back to life. But Tom was still waiting for something in return! So Tom adopted big head baby who was eating a dead animal in the middle of the road. Now he had a child to love and care for. This was more exciting than the action man he had once saw on the shelves in ASDA. Last month Tom had gotten into trouble after kidnapping the action men and holding them at ransom in the stockroom. He was stealing their clothes for his peg family. How would his peg family cope with a new member?! He hadn't thought to consult them about big head baby! What if they didn't like him!? While Tom was planning how to break the news to daddy peg, big head baby had ran away back into the hall. He started eating party rings until his face turned techicolour! He had been storing them in his cheeks! What could Tom do? He knew he should take him to the hospital but his mom told him to keep away because of the sirens and flashing lights. Tom�s mum had been in the hospital after giving birth to Darren's lovechild. But was it really Darren�s? Or was it Simon�s!? No-one had ever really figured it out. Maybe now that it was growing up, it would look like the father... Everyone thought YASDA was Darren�s... but day by day she looked more like a clown with spikes around her head. She also insisted on living in the basement where she fantasized about marrying Slipknot's drummer. Her room was covered in posters of slipknot, and she insisted on eating goat. She wished she had a dad who would take her to scary slipknot concerts. She had been brought up in a strict household. She didn�t like brown. She liked red and black. They were kewl. She decided to find her real dad and she ended up in Guildford. Standing face to face with Simon and Darren she had to choose... Simon looked like a combination of all her favourite band... but Darren was definitely the most scary looking! No competition. Toms mum came in with her new boyfriend - he looked like slipknot�s bassist. YASDA ran over to him and gave him a loving hug. He decided to take her on tour with him where he'll use her as a human sacrifice. The big night came, and she roller-skated on to the stage. The audience screamed. Sticknose got a knife... Just as he was about to kill her Simon rolled onto the stage and decided to replace her and feel the pain! Tom was now madly in love with Simon. Afterall, his stick nose had been close to Tom. He didn�t want to see Simon die!!! So Tom decided to die instead... And then bighead baby came on stage. Tom had looked after him, and he needed to repay him. But slipknot couldn't kill a baby! Darren was still attatched to the baby by the shoelaces so they all jumped on Darren and killed him. Hot cum all around! Now all their problems had been solved and they could live happily ever after. YASDA still wanted a proper family though. Nobody wanted her. Everyone knew about her family tree. And who would want a 5yr old slipknot fan?? They decided to auction her on Bid-up TV! Sexy Gerry fell in love with her and took her home with him to live with him. She would look after his pet cat Tigra! All the auctioneers fought over her. They decided they would have to auction her off. Naz�s parents were at home, watching it as usual. They just felt too sorry for her. And she only cost �2! Naz opened her belated bday present and saw YASDA looking back... they decided to return her using the 14-day guarantee. The postman was scared by the growling package, so he dumped it in a bush |
| The End!!!!!!! |