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| Will & Grace |
| Karen: Honey, you fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. You landed on a gay guy. Then you did him. Jack: And before we begin, I must ask you to refrain from the taking of flash photography. The lesbians may attack you. Lesbian: That is not funny- Jack: Why? Because Ellen DeGeneres didn't say it? Grace: Jack, three people saw *Just Jack* and two of those were *Just Us* Karen: Just a maid? Just a maid? That's like saying vodka is just a morning beverage! Will: Gracie - Grace: Objection! The familiar cutening of my name implies we like each other. Karen: What do you cookies want from me? Voice: We're not the cookies. We're the pencil sharpener! Karen: Oh, Thank god! For a second there I thought the cookies were talking to me! |
| Nitram's Collective |
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