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Miss Congeniality
Alana: Do you know how many calories?
Gracie:
Ur. It's light beer, and she's only going to
             throw it up anyway.

Stan: What is the one thing our society needs
          most?
Gracie: That would be harsher punishments for
              parole violtors, Stan....  And, world peace.

Boy: If you weren't a girl I'd beat your face off.
Little Gracie: Yeah, well if you weren't a girl, I'd beat
                  your face off.
Boy: Are you calling me a girl?
Little Gracie: You called me one!

Cheryl: She lit her batons on fire and did like this sexy
       dance, but I could never do anything like that... My
       parents don't like anything ostentacious. And they
       really don't like fire.

Gracie: There's something I can do. I haven't done it
             since high school but it's kinda like riding a bike.
Vic: You are not having sex on this stage!

Gracie: Happy now, you donut.. Nazi!
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