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| 10 Jobs Katherine Couldn't Do... |
| 1. Prostitute - She'd have to pay them! 2. Mathematician - "Martin, I've got one word for you: Shut up." 3. Samaritans Councellor - Ha! 4. Model - Um... Have you seen Katherine? 5. Motivational Speaker - LMAO! 6. Speech Therapist - "What was that, Katherine?" "I said..... *mumble mumble mumble* 7. Porn Star - Eeeeeuuwwww That's just... wrong! 8. Teacher - You mean you'd subject your kids to that? 9. F.B.I. Agent - I don't know - I was just watching Miss Congeniality 10. Singer - Yeah, she can't speak a coherent sentence but she can sing.... |
| Well, looks like all she's good for is working behind the scenes at Tesco... out of the customers' sight! |