These are excuse notes from parents (with their original
spelling)
collected by schools from all over the country:
1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today. Please
execute him.
2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I
had her shot.
3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28,
29,30, 31,
32, and also 33.
4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.
5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday
he fell out of
a tree and misplaced his hip.
6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out
of his face.
7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
football. He was
hurt in the growing part.
8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by
very close veins.
9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his
side.
10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre)
(dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed
out.]
12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the
doctor.
13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's
fault.
15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas
shopping because I
don't know what size she wears.
16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get
the
Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we
thought it was
Sunday.
17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to
attend her
funeral.
18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent a
weekend with the Marines.
19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a
cold and
could not breed well.
20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was
in bed with
gramps.
21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a
fever, sore
throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also
sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all
over. I wasn't
the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be
something going
around, her father even got hot last night.
22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school
yesterday. His
father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was
in bed with
the doctor.